00:02:35,810　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第二集　　2　　00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:02,500　　谢尔顿　　你错了　　Sheldon, you're wrong.　　3　　00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,910　　金刚狼出生时没有骨爪　　Wolverine was not born with bone claws.　　4　　00:00:04,910 --> 00:00:05,630　　霍华德　　Howard,　　5　　00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:07,330　　你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人　　you know me to be a very smart man.　　6　　00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:11,330　　我要是错了　　我能不知道吗　　Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?　　7　　00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,230　　-首先...　　-算了吧　　- Okay, first of all... - Give it up, dude.　　8　　00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,760　　别跟疯子争辩了　　You're arguing with a crazy person.　　9　　00:00:15,830 --> 00:00:17,160　　我不是疯子　　I'm not crazy.　　10　　00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:18,760　　我妈妈带我去检测过　　My mother had me tested.　　11　　00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,160　　-伙计们　　-你来这干嘛　　- Hey, guys. - What are you doing here?　　12　　00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,060　　你说呢　　今晚是新漫画书之夜啊　　What do you mean? It's new comic book night.　　13　　00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:26,060　　鉴于你和佩妮终于勾搭上了　　Yeah, but since you and Penny finally hooked up, we thought　　14　　00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:29,730　　我们以为你们会来个光溜溜之夜呢　　you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night.　　15　　00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,560　　生活并非只有性爱　　拉杰　　There's more to life than sex, Raj.　　16　　00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,760　　谁认同"莱佩情24小时内熄火"　　Okay, who had "Leonard flames out with Penny in less than 24 hours"?　　17　　00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:36,960　　我　　I did.　　18　　00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:38,630　　什么都没熄火　　Nothing flamed out.　　19　　00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:40,630　　我们没必要夜夜春宵　　We don't have to have sex every night, you know.　　20　　00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:44,630　　是没必要　　但强烈推荐啊　　You don't have to, but it's highly recommended.　　21　　00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,960　　在机遇之窗猛然关闭之前　　Yeah, take advantage of that window of opportunity　　22　　00:00:47,060 --> 00:00:50,100　　好好利用这段绝佳时期　　before it slams shut on your little dinky.　　23　　00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,160　　这不是机遇的问题　　It's not a matter of opptunity.　　24　　00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:53,500　　我们要了解对方　　We're getting to know each other.　　25　　00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,100　　有学习的曲折过程　　There's a learning curve.　　26　　00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:56,200　　有什么可学的　　What's there to learn?　　27　　00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:57,760　　脱光光　　互相猥亵对方　　You get naked, do nasty things to each other,　　28　　00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,630　　然后某人做做炒蛋和香肠　　then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami.　　29　　00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,860　　小菜一碟　　Easy peasy.　　30　　00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,200　　或许莱纳德　　Perhaps what Leonard　　31　　00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:03,830　　间接所指的　　is oblique referring to　　32　　00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:06,260　　是性功能障碍吧　　is the occurrence of some sort of sexual dysfunction.　　33　　00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:09,760　　谁认同"小莱软趴了"[阳痿]　　Okay, who had "Leonard gets a floppy disk"?　　34　　00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,300　　真聪明　　虽然这种委婉表达　　Oh, a clever, albeit obsolete, euphemism　　35　　00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,830　　男性性器官充血不足的说法过时了　　for insufficient blood flow the male sex organ.　　36　　00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:19,200　　不是那么回事　　Nothing like that happened, all right?　　37　　00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,330　　那次做爱...挺好　　The sex was... just fine.　　38　　00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,360　　挺好　　Just fine?　　39　　00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:27,500　　《哈利·波特》第4部也"挺好"　　Oh, dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was "just fine."　　40　　00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:29,460　　我没说它很差　　I'm not saying it was bad.　　41　　00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:32,130　　我只是说...不是非常好　　I'm just saying it... wasn't great.　　42　　00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,260　　你说的"不是非常好"　　Okay, when you say "it wasn'great,"　　43　　00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,530　　是指你们都这么认为吗　　do you mean for both of you?　　44　　00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,530　　我们完全可以认为她觉得不好　　Because we can totally see it not being great for her.　　45　　00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,060　　-对吧　　-没错　　- Am I right? - Oh, yeah.　　46　　00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,730　　说实话　　我想我们都有点...　　To tell you the truth, I think we were both a little...　　47　　00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,800　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　48　　00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,200　　沮丧　　失望　　Disappointed? Let down?　　49　　00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,260　　羞愧　　恐惧　　厌恶　　Ashamed? Horrified? Repulsed?　　50　　00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:48,530　　我只觉得跟梦想中的不一样　　All I know is, it wasn't the way I dreamed it would be.　　51　　00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:53,330　　真正做爱跟我梦想中的从来都不一样　　Sex is never the way I dream it's gonna be.　　52　　00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,500　　那是因为在梦中　　That's because in your dreams,　　53　　00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,100　　你是半人马　　you're a horse from the waist down.　　54　　00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:02,030　　打扰了　　《金刚狼前传》　　Excuse me, Wolverine: Origin.　　55　　00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:05,060　　迷你剧2　　第22页　　Miniseries issue two, page 22.　　56　　00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:07,000　　伸缩自如的骨爪　　Retractable bone claws.　　57　　00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,330　　你们要是能少花点时间在性上　　If you people spent less time thinking about sex　　58　　00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,230　　多花点时间在漫画书上　　and more time concentrating on comic books,　　59　　00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:13,430　　我们就能减少相当多的尴尬时刻了　　we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.　　60　　00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:43,600　　谢尔顿　　吃饭啦　　Sheldon, dinner's here.　　61　　00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,530　　唐杜里膳宫?　　Tandoori Palace?　　62　　00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,130　　不　　我们去了家新餐馆　　No, we went somewhere new.　　63　　00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,400　　你们是在嘲笑我是吗　　You're good naturedly ribbing me, aren't you?　　64　　00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:55,530　　没有　　看　　孟买膳宫　　No, look, Mumbai Palace.　　65　　00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,760　　为什么　　Why?　　66　　00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,500　　为什么要改变　　Why would we change?　　67　　00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00, 000　　已经有个完美的膳宫了　　We had a perfectly good palace.　　68　　00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,960　　唐杜里膳宫就是我们的御膳房　　Tandoori Palace is our palace.　　69　　00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:04,600　　相信我　　这个也挺好　　Trust me, this will be just fine.　　70　　00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:06,830　　你可是"挺好"的　　You are the authority　　71　　00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,760　　权威代表　　on "just fine."　　72　　00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,660　　那是什么意思　　What's that supposed to mean?　　73　　00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,560　　就是"不差　　也不好"　　It's actually "Not bad, but not great".　　74　　00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,560　　他们在说什么　　What are they talking about?　　75　　00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,330　　-我不知道　　-我知道　　- I don't know. - I know.　　76　　00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,630　　我相信你已发现　　As I'm sure you're aware...　　77　　00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:24,030　　哒哒哒哒哒哒　　Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.　　78　　00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,920　　如果你用的是莫尔斯电码　　If that's Morse code,　　79　　00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:26,900　　未免太没水平了　　That's terrible.　　80　　00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:29,560　　言归正传　　你和莱纳德　　As I was saying, you and Leonard had　　81　　00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:31,060　　的性爱比较失望　　a disappointing sexual encounter.　　82　　00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:32,200　　今天傍晚　　Earlier this evening,　　83　　00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,360　　莱纳德将其描述为"挺好"　　Leonard characterized as "just fine."　　84　　00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,830　　所以你看到的只是　　So what you're seeing here is a continuation　　85　　00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:38,060　　嘲笑的后续篇　　of the mocking that followed.　　86　　00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,900　　行啊　　Okay, yeah, well,　　87　　00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,600　　我去其他地方吃饭吧　　I'm just gonna go eat my dinner elsewhere.　　88　　00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,760　　说不定去一架要撞山的飞机上　　Maybe an airplane headed for a mountainside.　　89　　00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,830　　佩妮　　等等　　Penny, wait.　　90　　00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,800　　你有毛病啊　　What is wrong with you?　　91　　00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,600　　我感觉自己貌似说过分了　　I sense I may have crossed some sort of line.　　92　　00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:02,130　　-对　　你...　　-别告诉他　　- Yeah, you... - No, don't tell him.　　93　　00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,360　　看他能不能弄懂　　Let's see if he can figure it out.　　94　　00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:12,400　　简直羞死人了　　Ugh, I am so embarrassed!　　95　　00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,600　　别生气嘛　　Please don't be mad.　　96　　00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:14,860　　你跟他们说了什么　　What did you tell them?　　97　　00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:17,700　　没什么　　就说昨晚的事挺好　　Nothing bad, just that last night was fine.　　98　　00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,100　　挺好?　　你说挺好?　　Fine? You said it was fine?　　99　　00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,300　　这个词很好啊　　Yeah, it's a perfectly good word.　　100　　00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,130　　放在"酒"和"餐"前面　　You put it in front of "wine" or "dining,"　　101　　00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,530　　效果不是很好嘛　　and you've really got something.　　102　　00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,900　　我想问问你　　Okay, well, let me ask you this:　　103　　00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,630　　你觉得昨晚怎么样　　How was last night for you?　　104　　00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,460　　我觉得...还行　　It was... okay.　　105　　00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,430　　还行?　　Okay?　　106　　00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,900　　这个词很好啊　　Yeah, it's a perfectly good word.　　107　　00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,930　　放在"不错"前面　　I mean, you put it in front of "dokay"　　108　　00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,760　　效果也很好啊　　And you really got something.　　109　　00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:49,630　　算了　　别小题大做了　　All right, look, let's not overreact, you know.　　110　　00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,060　　很多情侣都需要时间　　For a lot of couples, it takes time　　111　　00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:52,660　　才能了解彼此的节奏　　to get to know each other's rhythms.　　112　　00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:54,800　　明白对方的喜好　　Learn what the other person was and likes.　　113　　00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:56,760　　这么说你以前有过经验?　　So, you've been through this before?　　114　　00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,130　　没有　　No.　　115　　00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:01,930　　行啊　　Okay-dokay.　　116　　00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:05,800　　我觉得这件事　　You know, I think this is one of those things where　　117　　00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:07,360　　越讨论只会越糟糕　　talking about it is not going to make it better.　　118　　00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:08,460　　喝一杯吗　　Want a glass of wine?　　119　　00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:10,760　　-正合我意　　-好　　So much. Okay　　120　　00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,630　　我们昨晚就该这样嘛　　See, we should've done this last night.　　121　　00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:15,560　　喝点小酒　　刺激刺激　　You know, have a little wine, take the edge off.　　122　　00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:18,360　　事实上　　酒精会抑制神经细胞的电传导　　Actually, ethyl alcohol inhibits electrical conduction　　123　　00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:21,230　　并会刺激感受器重新摄取抑制性神经递质　　in the nerve cells and stimulates reuptake receptors　　124　　00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:26,500　　比如伽马氨基丁酸　　of inhibitory neurotranmitters like gamma-aminobutyric acid.　　125　　00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,430　　闭嘴　　喝酒就是　　Don't talk, just drink.　　126　　00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,460　　不　　你搞错了　　No, you're misunderstanding.　　127　　00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,860　　谢夏不是真的女神(犹太人用以称呼非犹太的女人)　　A shiksa goddess isn't an actual goddess.　　128　　00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:41,530　　我们不用向她们祈祷　　And we don't pray to them.　　129　　00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,160　　我们在她们身上祈祷　　We prey on them.　　130　　00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,700　　管他呢　　兄弟　　Whatever, dude.　　131　　00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,500　　关键在于　　莱纳德有他的女人而你没有　　The point is, Leonard's got one and you don't.　　132　　00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,530　　我想到了　　Is this it　　133　　00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,460　　当着莱纳德和佩妮的面　　It was inappropriate to discuss Leonard and Penny's sex life　　134　　00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:54,960　　谈论他们的性生活是不合适的　　in front of Leonard and Penny.　　135　　00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:58,500　　太棒了　　Oh, good!　　136　　00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,230　　终于可以吃饭了　　Now I can eat.　　137　　00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,430　　啥东西　　What's that?　　138　　00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,930　　-好像是个蟋蟀　　-等下　　Sounds like a cricket. Hang on.　　139　　00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,030　　根据每分钟的鸣叫次数　　Based on the number of chirps per minute　　140　　00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:19,460　　并结合房间的环境温度　　and the ambient temperature in this room,　　141　　00:06:19,530 --> 00:06:22,560　　这是一只雪树蟋蟀　　it is a snowy tree cricket.　　142　　00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:25,060　　靠　　饶了我吧　　Oh, give me a freakin' break.　　143　　00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:27,360　　你怎么可能知道　　How could you possibly know that?　　144　　00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,930　　1980年　　埃米尔·道贝尔　　In 1890, Emile Dolbear　　145　　00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,130　　得出结论　　determined that there was　　146　　00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,360　　雪树蟋蟀每分钟的鸣叫次数　　a fixed relationship between the number　　147　　00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,160　　与环境温度之间　　of chirps per minute of the snowy tree cricket　　148　　00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,630　　存在着固定的关系　　and the ambient temperature.　　149　　00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,300　　而在普通平原蟋蟀之中　　A precise relationship that is not present　　150　　00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,300　　则不存在这种确切的关系　　with ordinary field crickets.　　151　　00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,800　　你怎么会知道这房间的确切温度的　　How do you know what the exact temperature of the room is?　　152　　00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,730　　据我与莱纳德室友之间的协定　　Under the terms of my roommate agreement with Leonard,　　153　　00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,360　　自从06年那次"浸汗之夜"以来　　I've had unilateral control of thermostat　　154　　00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,430　　就由我来专门负责室内的恒温控制　　ever since the sweaty night of '06.　　155　　00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,260　　好吧　　关于金刚狼的骨爪问题算你说对了　　Ok, you were right about wolverine and bone claws,　　156　　00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:54,400　　但是这次你却错了　　but you're wrong about the cricket.　　157　　00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:55,700　　霍华德　　少给自己丢脸了　　Howard, don't embarrass yourself.　　158　　00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:57,860　　科学就像虫鸣一样从不说谎　　The science chirps for itself.　　159　　00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:01,730　　幽默的文字游戏而已　　Humorous word play.　　160　　00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,360　　不　　你绝对错了　　No, no, not this time.　　161　　00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,600　　我可是昆虫的专家　　伙计　　I know insects, my friend.　　162　　00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:06,300　　我的整个童年时代　　I spent many　　163　　00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,800　　基本都在用网捕虫　　childhood years capturing them with nets,　　164　　00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,800　　把它们放在玻璃瓶里　　用针钉成标本　　putting them in glass jars, sticking pins through them,　　165　　00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:12,130　　用瓦楞纸板做成标签　　mounting them on corrugated cardboard with Dymo labels　　166　　00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,700　　为它们分门别类属和种　　underneath, identifying the genus and species.　　167　　00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,930　　用的可是拉丁文哦　　In Latin.　　168　　00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:23,130　　天啊　　老兄　　你这辈子都别想得到女神垂青了　　Oh, dude, you are never getting a shiksa goddess.　　169　　00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:28,330　　绝对是雪树蟋蟀　　That is a snowy tree cricket.　　170　　00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,960　　雪树蟋蟀[拉丁语]　　Oecanthus fultoni.　　171　　00:07:30,030 --> 00:07:33,260　　我早在五年级就通拉丁语了　　I was done with Latin by fifth grade.　　172　　00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:34,830　　好吧　　这么着吧　　Okay, okay, tell you what.　　173　　00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,830　　这绝对是一只普通平原蟋蟀　　I am willing to bet anything　　174　　00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,100　　要我赌啥都成　　that's an ordinary field cricket.　　175　　00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,160　　我不能拿你的钱　　I can't take your money.　　176　　00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,860　　这算啥　　你临阵退缩吗[原词是英语里的鸡]　　What's the matter, you chicken?　　177　　00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:44,760　　我总觉得这个用法很荒谬　　I've always found that an inappropriate slur.　　178　　00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:46,160　　鸡这种动物天生就　　Chickens are not by nature,　　179　　00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:47,360　　一点儿也不胆小　　at all timid.　　180　　00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:48,860　　事实上　　在我小时候　　In fact, when I was young,　　181　　00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:50,260　　我邻居家系鸡的绳子松了　　my neighbor's chiken got loose　　182　　00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,230　　它一直追着我跑到我家门口的大榆树　　and chased me up the big elm tree in front of our house.　　183　　00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,700　　鸡不会爬树　　Chickens can't climb trees.　　184　　00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,100　　谢天谢地　　Thank God.　　185　　00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,500　　好吧　　Okay,　　186　　00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,530　　我相信你和鸡有宿怨　　I believe a chicken made you his bitch.　　187　　00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,660　　但是这件事我可不服　　But the cricket thing, I don't buy.　　188　　00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:07,830　　打赌吧　　Bet me.　　189　　00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:10,260　　好吧　　Fair enough.　　190　　00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,600　　赌什么　　What stakes do you propose?　　191　　00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,200　　就赌我的第四十八期神奇四侠-银影侠现身　　I would put my Fantastic Four of No. 48 first appearance of Silver Surfer,　　192　　00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,530　　和你的第123期闪电侠　　against your Flash 123,　　193　　00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,330　　两个世界的闪电侠经典系列　　the classic Flash of two worlds issue.　　194　　00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,460　　好吧　　就这么定了　　All right, you have a wager.　　195　　00:08:25,530 --> 00:08:28,100　　真是太好了　　Hmm. Great.　　196　　00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,600　　你们怎么确定输赢呢　　Now how are you going to settle it, hmm?　　197　　00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,230　　只有通过实际观察　　There is no way to determine the species　　198　　00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,060　　才能确定蟋蟀的种类吧　　of the criet without examining it.　　199　　00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,200　　我在想今天那个不可怜的人在干嘛　　I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.　　200　　00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,260　　-再来点　　-好吧　　-More wine? -Hit me.　　201　　00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,900　　啥都没有　　I don't see anything.　　202　　00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,330　　嘘　　Shh!　　203　　00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:15,800　　从走廊传来的　　Hallway.　　204　　00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,760　　一个一个走　　One at a time.　　205　　00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,060　　这次又是什么　　What was that?　　206　　00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,960　　我的肚子在抗议　　My stomach.　　207　　00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000　　吃不惯印度菜　　Indian food doesn't agree with me.　　208　　00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,400　　这算是讽刺吗　　Ironic, isn't it?　　209　　00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,960　　嘘　　Shh!　　210　　00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:50,700　　是电梯井　　Elevator shaft.　　211　　00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,030　　快帮忙打开　　Help me open it.　　212　　00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,260　　你疯了吗　　Are you crazy?　　213　　00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,560　　我们不能下到空的电梯井里去　　We can't go down　　empty elevator shaft.　　214　　00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:01,500　　好啊　　如果你退缩　　Fine, if you don't want to proceed,　　215　　00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,700　　就要没收你的赌注　　then you forfeit the bet,　　216　　00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:04,700　　而你的神奇四侠就归我了　　and I'll take possession of your Fantastic Four.　　217　　00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,060　　那就打开她吧　　Let's open her up.　　218　　00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,060　　这么轻易被我操控　　你不烦恼吗　　Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you?　　219　　00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:13,560　　别逼我　　谢尔顿　　Don't push me, Sheldon.　　220　　00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:17,200　　我是很矮　　但我13岁时可学过功夫　　I may be small, but I took kung fu when I was 13,　　221　　00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:19,730　　现在还没生疏呢　　and I remember a good deal of it.　　222　　00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,930　　是吗　　Oh, really?　　223　　00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,660　　我有一个哥哥　　Well, I grew up with an older brother　　224　　00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,530　　还有一对非常好争论的双胞胎姐姐　　and a very contentious twin sister.　　225　　00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,260　　所以我确信在任何物理对抗中我都占上风　　And I believe I could easily best you　　226　　00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,860　　并足以揍得你找不到北　　in any physical confrontation-- be it noogies, swirlies　　227　　00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,330　　记得那句经典名言吗　　"你怎么自己打自己啊"　　or the classic "Why are you hitting yourself?"　　228　　00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,660　　被鸡追得逃到树上的人还真敢吹啊　　Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.　　229　　00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,560　　我们现在喝的什么呀　　What are we drinking now?　　230　　00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:50,600　　薄荷杜松子酒　　Peppermint schnapps.　　231　　00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:54,730　　你买薄荷杜松子酒干嘛呀　　Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?　　232　　00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,730　　因为我喜欢薄荷　　Because I like peppermint,　　233　　00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,760　　而且杜松子酒念起来很爽　　and it's fun to say schnapps.　　234　　00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,600　　-喂　　莱纳德　　-什么　　- Hey, Leonard? - What?　　235　　00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,100　　杜松子酒　　Schnapps.　　236　　00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,130　　杜松子酒　　Schnapps.　　237　　00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,200　　你对极了　　真好玩　　You're right, that is fun.　　238　　00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,200　　小心啊　　Be careful.　　239　　00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,200　　假若我不小心　　If I were not being careful,　　240　　00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,030　　我不会因为你告诉我小心就小心　　your telling me to be careful would not make me careful.　　241　　00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:28,030　　楼梯里　　Stairwell.　　242　　00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,030　　哦哦　　手电灭了　　Uh-oh, flashlight went out.　　243　　00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,530　　我需要电池　　I need some batteries.　　244　　00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,600　　伙计们?　　Fellas?　　245　　00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,560　　喂?　　Hello?　　246　　00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,460　　这儿好黑呀　　It's really dark down here.　　247　　00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,600　　唉　　宝贝　　Oh, sweetie.　　248　　00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,630　　你真是不会喝酒啊　　You really can't hold your liquor, can you?　　249　　00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,330　　我没事　　I'm okay.　　250　　00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,660　　来点儿漱口水　　Just a little mouthwash,　　251　　00:11:56,730 --> 00:12:00,300　　然后你就等着乐个够吧　　and then I'm gonna rock your world.　　252　　00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,330　　你没事吧　　Are you okay?　　253　　00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,230　　哎呀　　托比　　你上辈子造了什么孽　　Ugh, Toby, what did you do in a past life　　254　　00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,130　　现在活得这么恶心　　to be so disgusting now?　　255　　00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,400　　他不叫托比　　His name isn't Toby.　　256　　00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,700　　蟋蟀怎么能叫托比呢　　Toby is an absurd name for a cricket.　　257　　00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,800　　那你会叫他什么　　What would you name him?　　258　　00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,460　　适合蟋蟀的名字　　An appropriate cricket name.　　259　　00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,830　　比如说　　吉姆尼　　For example, Jiminy.　　260　　00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,130　　好好　　All right,　　261　　00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,600　　谢尔顿　　来吧　　Sheldon, here we go.　　262　　00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:35,130　　北美昆虫野外指南　　Kleingast's Field Guide to North American Insects.　　263　　00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,830　　嘿　　托比　　Hey Toby.　　264　　00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:39,360　　就在这儿　　Right here.　　265　　00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,400　　看见了?　　See it?　　266　　00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,430　　普通田野蟋蟀　　The common field cricket,　　267　　00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,600　　学名Gryllus assimilis　　AK Gryllus assimilis,　　268　　00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,130　　拉丁文就是"气死你　　你输了"的意思　　which is Latin for "suck it, you lose."　　269　　00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,200　　等等　　Hang on.　　270　　00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,830　　看看　　Voilà.　　271　　00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,430　　雪白树蟋　　The snowy tree cricket.　　272　　00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,430　　学名Oecanthus fultoni　　AKA Oecanthus fultoni,　　273　　00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,660　　拉丁文就是"我气不死"　　which is Latin for I'll suck nothing.　　274　　00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,930　　当然是玩笑　　Of course I'm joking　　275　　00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,660　　因为那个的拉丁文是nihil exsorbibo　　because the Latin for that is nihil exsorbibo.　　276　　00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:01,160　　这根本不是托比　　That is not Toby,　　277　　00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:02,260　　就是托比　　this is Toby.　　278　　00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,000　　拉杰　　你怎么看　　Raj, what do you think?　　279　　00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:06,860　　我早已经不关心了　　Oh, I really don't care anymore.　　280　　00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,960　　天啊　　我昨晚上惨透了　　God, I had the most horrible night.　　281　　00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:15,330　　显然是与谢萨女神的又一次失败肉体接触　　Obviously another carnal fiasco with the shiksi goddess.　　282　　00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,100　　是谢夏　　谢夏　　Shiksa. Shik-sa.　　283　　00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,260　　对不起　　Forgive me.　　284　　00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:22,260　　德州东部的人都不说犹太语　　Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas.　　285　　00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:25,600　　即使说　　也没说几年　　And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.　　286　　00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,760　　好好　　随你怎么说　　Yeah, fine, whatever.　　287　　00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,800　　事实是　　你又错了　　The point is, you're wrong again.　　288　　00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,260　　咱们还没说清上次我什么时候错呢　　好了　　We haven't established that I'm wrong once. All right.　　289　　00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,500　　这么办吧　　咱们下楼　　Tell you what. Let's go down　　290　　00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:34,000　　去昆虫系　　to the Entomology Department　　291　　00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,330　　让克莱利教授告诉我们　　and let Professor Crawley tell us　　292　　00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,230　　托比究竟是哪种蟋蟀　　what kind of cricket Toby is.　　293　　00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,500　　他是雪树蟋蟀　　He's a snowy tree cricket,　　294　　00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,200　　而且他叫吉姆尼　　and his name is Jiminy.　　295　　00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,460　　我打赌要是在这屋里扔块石头　　I bet I could throw a rock in this room　　296　　00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:47,030　　也能打中三个更好的朋友　　and come up with three better friends.　　297　　00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,990　　我的天啊　　Holy crap.　　298　　00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,930　　这块儿简直就像《沉默的羔羊》　　It's like Silence of the Lambs down here.　　299　　00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,700　　不要那样　　Don't do that.　　300　　00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,700　　你简直像个女生　　You're such a girl.　　301　　00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,800　　不过是虫子　　The're just bugs.　　302　　00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,230　　哼　　我不喜欢虫子　　怎么啦　　Yeah, well, I don't like bugs, okay?　　303　　00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,360　　它们让我害怕　　They freak me out.　　304　　00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,730　　有趣　　Interesting　　305　　00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,100　　你既怕虫子又怕女人　　You're afraid of insects and women.　　306　　00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,630　　瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了　　Ladybugs must render you catatonic.　　307　　00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,060　　这是笑话　　It was a joke.　　308　　00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,730　　我编来让你放松的　　I made it to lessen your discomfort.　　309　　00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,300　　不用客气　　You're welcome.　　310　　00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,900　　别敲门　　Don't knock.　　311　　00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,160　　尽管进来吧　　Just walk in.　　312　　00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,860　　对一位世界领先地位的　　Why be polite to the world's leading expert　　313　　00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,900　　屎克螂专家客气什么啊　　on the dung beetle?　　314　　00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,560　　对不起　　Excuse me,　　315　　00:14:46,630 --> 00:14:48,300　　你是克莱利教授吗　　are you Professor Crawley?　　316　　00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,400　　谁想知道　　Who wants to know?　　317　　00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,900　　我是物理系的库珀博士　　I'm Dr. Cooper from the Physics Department.　　318　　00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,560　　等不及了　　是不?　　Couldn't wait, huh?　　319　　00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,630　　什么　　I'm sorry?　　320　　00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,100　　我还没装完东西　　I haven't even packed yet,　　321　　00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,160　　你就已经来量我的实验室了　　and you're already measuring my lab　　322　　00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:04,460　　准备装你们那些无神论的激光机器　　for one of your godless laser machines.　　323　　00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,530　　不是　　你不明白　　No, you don't understand.　　324　　00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,130　　我们只想问你个问题　　We just want to ask you a question.　　325　　00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,130　　让我先问你　　Let me ask you one first.　　326　　00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,160　　一位世界知名的昆虫学家　　What's a world renowned entomologist　　327　　00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,830　　有博士学位　　with a doctorate　　328　　00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,400　　有二十年的经验　　当学校裁掉　　and 20 years of experience to do with his life　　329　　00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,900　　他实验室的经费之后他该干什么　　when the university cuts off the funding for his lab, huh?　　330　　00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,930　　向别人吐嘈　　Ask rhetorical questions　　331　　00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,600　　让人家不舒服　　that make people uncomfortable?　　332　　00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,300　　你又是怎么回事　　What's your deal?　　333　　00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,000　　他们是不是打算把我的职位外包到班加罗尔　　Are they planning to outsource my job to Bangalore?　　334　　00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,030　　我是新德里来的　　I'm from New Delhi.　　335　　00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,030　　也许你该去问别的昆虫学家　　Maybe you should find another entomologist.　　336　　00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,800　　不行不行　　咱们来了就得弄清楚　　No, no. We're here. Let's settle this.　　337　　00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,630　　教授　　你能辨认出我们的蟋蟀吗　　Professor, can you identify our cricket?　　338　　00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,060　　我当然能　　Of course I can.　　339　　00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:49,730　　我能认出全世界所有的昆虫和节肢动物　　I can identify every insect and arachnid on the planet.　　340　　00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,200　　但我也一样得去　　Not that that's" type="audio/mpeg" />-->