00:00:03,200　　嗯　　我也想你了　　亲爱的　　Yeah, I miss you, too, sweetie.　　2　　00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:06,040　　我得挂了　　晚上见吧　　Listen, I got to go, but I'll see you tonight?　　3　　00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,290　　好的 拜拜 拜拜　　Okay. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.　　4　　00:00:08,290 --> 00:00:11,120　　不　　你先挂嘛　　No, you hang up first.　　5　　00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:14,340　　喂　　Hello?　　6　　00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,830　　老兄　　我为你好不容易找到个女朋友而高兴　　Dude, I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend,　　7　　00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,870　　但你非得当着我们这些光棍的面　　but do you have to do all that lovey-dovey stuff　　8　　00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:21,240　　玩那套你亲我热的把戏吗　　in front of those of us who don't?　　9　　00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,810　　事实上　　他也许该当如此　　Actually, he might have to.　　10　　00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,610　　在经济学里有种概念被称之为地位商品　　There's an economic concept known as a positional good　　11　　00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,340　　它只在持有人手中才能彰显其价值　　in which an object is only valued by the possessor　　12　　00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:30,040　　因为其他人无法拥有　　because it's not possessed by others.　　13　　00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:33,780　　这个词由经济学家弗列得·赫希杜撰于1976年　　The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch　　14　　00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,880　　用来取代更口语化　　但并不准确的"哦也-哦也"[嘲讽]　　to replace the more colloquial, but less precise "neener-neener."　　15　　00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:39,040　　才不是呢　　That's not true.　　16　　00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:40,440　　我的快乐不是建立于　　My happiness is not dependent　　17　　00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:42,910　　挚友的杯具与孤独之上的　　on my best friend being miserable and alone.　　18　　00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:43,980　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　19　　00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,910　　当然　　要说我没得儿意地笑肯定是说谎了　　Although, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a little bit of a perk.　　20　　00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,990　　谁杯具和孤独了　　Who's miserable and alone?　　21　　00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:49,610　　我　　Me.　　22　　00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,820　　我以前也这样 直到我有了女朋友　　I used to be like that. Then I got a girlfriend.　　23　　00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:57,440　　用1976年之前的话来说　　"哦也-哦也"　　In pre-1976 terms, neener-neener.　　24　　00:00:57,910 --> 00:01:01,020　　嘿　　你和伯纳黛特准备如何 共度你们的第一个情人节　　Hey, what are you and Bernadette doing for your first Valentine's Day?　　25　　00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:02,830　　啊　　我可是绞尽脑汁了　　Yeah, I am pulling out all the stops.　　26　　00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:06,960　　华馆提供了39.95美金的情侣特典套餐　　There's a $39.95 lover's special at P.F. Chang's.　　27　　00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:08,790　　蛋卷啊　　饺子啊　　Egg rolls, dumplings,　　28　　00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,160　　数不清的炒菜　　最后你还能和门口硕大的　　bottomless wok, and you get your picture taken　　29　　00:01:11,230 --> 00:01:13,990　　大理石马合影留念　　on the big marble horse out front.　　30　　00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:17,690　　考虑到圣瓦伦丁是个在公元三世纪　　Given that Saint Valentine was a third century Roman priest　　31　　00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,390　　被丢石头和斩首的罗马祭司　　who was stoned and beheaded,　　32　　00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:21,890　　在这个夜晚带着女朋友去看一场残忍的凶杀　　wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening　　33　　00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:25,070　　难道不是更合情理的庆祝方式吗　　be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?　　34　　00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:29,010　　我明白你的意思　　但是有选择的话　　I understand your point, but given a choice,　　35　　00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:31,270　　犹太人永远选择中国菜　　Jews always go with Chinese food.　　36　　00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:34,160　　呃　　如果任何人有兴趣　　Well, if anyone's interested,　　37　　00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,630　　今年的情人节　　I'll be spending this Valentine's Day　　38　　00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:37,660　　我会像往年一样　　the same way I spend every Valentine's Day.　　39　　00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:39,490　　从超市买只大烤鸡　　Buying a rotisserie chicken from the supermarket,　　40　　00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,330　　带回家　　站在洗手池边　　taking it home, standing over the sink　　41　　00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:45,160　　像只禽兽一样直接打开包装用手抓着吃　　and eating it out of the package with my bare hands like an animal.　　42　　00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:49,160　　很好　　那总结一下　　一个是大理石骏马　　Okay, so to sum up: one giant marble horse,　　43　　00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:53,590　　一条愚蠢之极的意见 剩男则独自回家吃鸡　　one asinine comment, one lonely man and his chicken.　　44　　00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:55,600　　让我们看看　　还剩谁呢　　And let's see. Who's left?　　45　　00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,890　　没错　　就剩我的计划了　　Oh, that's right. My plans.　　46　　00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,090　　有人想要问一下吗　　Isn't anyone going to ask?　　47　　00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,820　　好吧　　告诉我们你会和佩妮云雨一番　　Fine, tell us you're going to have sex with Penny.　　48　　00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,520　　这不是我想说的　　That's not what I was going to tell you.　　49　　00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:09,820　　没关系 我不介意听听你的性生活　　It's okay. I don't mind hearing about your sex life.　　50　　00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,260　　只有他的才会让我抓狂　　It's his that bugs me.　　51　　00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,960　　你们猜学校要派谁去瑞士　　Guess who the university is sending to Switzerland　　52　　00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,460　　参加研讨会并参观欧洲核子研究委员会的超级对撞机　　to attend a conference and see the CERN supercollider　　53　　00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,290　　就在二月十四日　　on February 14?　　54　　00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,390　　诺顿教授　　尽管原因只有上帝才知道　　Professor Norton, although, God knows why.　　55　　00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:23,960　　他自从获得诺贝尔奖之后　　He hasn't published anything of note　　56　　00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,890　　就再也没有发表过任何著名的文章　　since he won that Nobel Prize.　　57　　00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,560　　事实上　　诺顿教授去不成了　　Actually, Professor Norton can't make it.　　58　　00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,060　　他在攀岩的时候把腰扭了　　He threw his back out rock climbing.　　59　　00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,920　　我怎么听说他是在攀新女友的高峰时把腰扭了　　I heard he threw his back out climbing on his new girlfriend.　　60　　00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:33,660　　就是第二台的那个爆乳天气女郎吗　　The big-boobed weather girl on Channel 2?　　61　　00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,390　　就是她　　That's the one.　　62　　00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:37,990　　不管怎样　　他们邀请我代替他　　In any case, they're asking me to fill in for him.　　63　　00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:40,890　　是瑞士还是爆乳天气女郎　　In Switzerland or with the big-boobed weather girl?　　64　　00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,720　　瑞士　　Switzerland.　　65　　00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:44,720　　而且我还能带一个人去　　And I get to bring a guest!　　66　　00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,590　　哦　　天呐　　不可能　　老兄　　Oh, man! No way, dude!　　67　　00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:47,760　　太难以置信了　　This is incredible!　　68　　00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:49,260　　我太开心了　　I'm so happy,　　69　　00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,960　　我甚至不想去质疑他们为什么会选你去了　　I'm not even going to question their judgment in picking you.　　70　　00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:54,760　　我要速度奔回家收拾行李　　I'm just going to run home and start packing.　　71　　00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:59,660　　你怎么不带佩妮去　　Why wouldn't you take Penny?　　72　　00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,320　　我是要带佩妮去的　　I am taking Penny.　　73　　00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,790　　那我预测你回家会面临个尴尬的境地　　Well, then I anticipate an awkward situation when you get home.　　74　　00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:30,370　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第十五集　　75　　00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,220　　谢尔顿　　有空吗　　Sheldon, you got a minute?　　76　　00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,920　　当然了　　我的好朋友　　Of course, my good friend.　　77　　00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,120　　请进　　Come in.　　78　　00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,560　　帮我参考一下　　Help me out.　　79　　00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:49,890　　哪顶滑雪帽比较像超级对撞机　　Which ski hat says aprey supercollider?　　80　　00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:54,860　　谢尔顿　　我没有选你去瑞士　　Sheldon, I'm not taking you to Switzerland.　　81　　00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,360　　你当然选我了　　Well, of course you are.　　82　　00:03:56,420 --> 00:03:57,720　　你还能选谁呢　　Who else would you take?　　83　　00:03:57,790 --> 00:03:58,860　　佩妮　　Penny.　　84　　00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,990　　什么 这太荒谬了　　What? That's absurd.　　85　　00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:04,390　　佩妮对亚原子粒子的研究又不感兴趣　　Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.　　86　　00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:07,190　　没错　　但那是情人节啊　　Yes, but it'll be Valentine's Day.　　87　　00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,390　　我们可以去观光滑雪　　We can go sightseeing and skiing　　88　　00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:11,760　　然后在熊熊炉火前与皑皑白雪所覆盖的　　and make love in front of a roaring fire　　89　　00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:14,390　　阿尔卑斯山阴中共度春宵　　in the shadow of the snowcapped Alps.　　90　　00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:19,220　　但佩妮对亚原子粒子的研究不感兴趣啊　　But Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.　　91　　00:04:19,290 --> 00:04:21,520　　抱歉　　谢尔顿　　I'm sorry, Sheldon.　　92　　00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:22,560　　抱歉　　Sorry?　　93　　00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,620　　我自从九岁起就一直梦想着有朝一日　　I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider　　94　　00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:27,260　　去看大型强子对撞机　　since I was nine years old.　　95　　00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,620　　是吗　　那我还从六岁起就梦想有朝一日有个女生　　Yeah, well, I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's Day　　96　　00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:32,290　　能与我共度情人节呢　　with a girl since I was six.　　97　　00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,520　　太可耻了　　Shame on you!　　98　　00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:38,090　　这不是科学家该有的梦　　That's no dream for a scientist!　　99　　00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,260　　你要给我什么巨大的惊喜啊　　Okay, what's the big surprise?　　100　　00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,920　　稍等一下　　Just a minute.　　101　　00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,860　　这个托盘里藏着　　This tray contains clues　　102　　00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,490　　你和我如何共度情人节的线索　　as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine's Day.　　103　　00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,790　　喔　　好吧　　Oh. Wow. Okay.　　104　　00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,120　　让我看看　　Let's see.　　105　　00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:55,360　　有牛奶巧克力　　We've got, uh, milk chocolate,　　106　　00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:58,790　　瑞士硬干酪　　芝士火锅　　Swiss cheese, fondue.　　107　　00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:02,370　　我的乳糖不耐症男友要吃完这些　　My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this.　　108　　00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:06,160　　然后我骑在他背上 直冲月球　　Then I'm going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?　　109　　00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:11,660　　不对　　No.　　110　　00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:15,290　　但的确跟空中旅行有关　　But it does involve air travel.　　111　　00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,290　　这样吧　　Okay, um...　　112　　00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:24,360　　我用"瑞士"军刀 切一片"瑞士"干酪　　let me slice this Swiss cheese with my Swiss army knife,　　113　　00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:30,960　　你可以把它加到一杯 "瑞士"小姐速溶可可里　　and then you can wash it down with a cup of Swiss Miss instant cocoa.　　114　　00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:34,090　　嗯　　我觉得瑞士应该是个关键词了　　Okay, I'm starting to think Swiss is key here.　　115　　00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,260　　没错　　Uh-huh.　　116　　00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,990　　去迪士尼乐园玩马特洪峰雪橇过山车　　We're going to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn?　　117　　00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:43,620　　这怎么会跟空中旅行有关　　How does that involve air travel?　　118　　00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:48,590　　去迪士尼世界玩马特洪雪橇过山车[奥兰多　　佛罗里达]　　We're going to Disney World and ride the Matterhorn?　　119　　00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:50,160　　不对　　No.　　120　　00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:53,290　　亲爱的　　开始是挺好玩的 但现在没意思了　　Okay, sweetie, this started out fun, but I'm over it.　　121　　00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,160　　我们要去瑞士的　　We're going to Switzerland　　122　　00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,490　　欧洲核子研究中心参观超级对撞机　　to see the CERN supercollider!　　123　　00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,860　　还有去滑雪　　And ski. We'll also go skiing.　　124　　00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,460　　我们要去瑞士滑雪　　We're going skiing in Switzerland?!　　125　　00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,520　　你滑　　我会摔倒　　不过是的　　Well, you'll ski, I'll fall, but, yeah,　　126　　00:06:07,590 --> 00:06:10,560　　我们要去瑞士过情人节　　we will be in Switzerland for Valentine's Day.　　127　　00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,570　　天啊　　莱纳德 太好了　　Oh, my God, Leonard! That's incredible!　　128　　00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,570　　别高兴得太早　　Not so fast.　　129　　00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:18,870　　先别急着点 你的芜菁灯吧　　佩妮　　You might want to hold off on lighting your rabeliechtli, Penny.　　130　　00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:20,430　　芜什么玩意儿　　Rabe-what-ly?　　131　　00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,100　　芜菁灯 芜菁灯　　Rabeliechtli. It means turnip light　　132　　00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:26,170　　是一种用根菜 手工雕刻的传统灯笼　　and refers to a traditional lantern hand-carved from a root vegetable　　133　　00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:28,170　　用于庆祝瑞士的特定节日　　and used to celebrate certain Swiss festivals.　　134　　00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,730　　但你不会参加　　Which you will not be celebrating　　135　　00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,700　　原因之一　　节日在秋季　　because A: these festivals occur in the fall;　　136　　00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,170　　原因之二　　and B:　　137　　00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:36,870　　你去不了瑞士　　you will not be going to Switzerland.　　138　　00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,500　　谢尔顿　　我们谈过了　　Sheldon, we've been through this.　　139　　00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:40,030　　我带佩妮去　　I'm taking Penny.　　140　　00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,370　　估计不行 你还认得这个吗　　Afraid not. Do you recognize this?　　141　　00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:44,370　　别提室友协议　　Not the roommate agreement.　　142　　00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:46,270　　正是室友协议　　Indeed, the roommate agreement.　　143　　00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:49,070　　请您注意友谊附加条款　　I call your attention to the Friendship Rider　　144　　00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:50,900　　在附录C　　未来义务　　in Appendix C: Future Commitments.　　145　　00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:53,900　　第37条　　当一位朋友受邀　　"Number 37: in the event one friend is ever invited　　146　　00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,970　　参观现在瑞士建设中的　　"to visit the Large Hadron Collider,　　147　　00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:57,630　　大型强子对撞机　　"now under construction in Switzerland,　　148　　00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,100　　该人应邀请另一位朋友相陪　　he shall invite the other friend to accompany him."　　149　　00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,700　　偶滴神啊　　Oh, for God's sakes.　　150　　00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:04,430　　你们连这个也写进协议里吗　　You actually put that in an agreement?　　151　　00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,300　　里面还写了　　Yeah. We also put in what happens　　152　　00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:08,230　　如果一人得了麦克阿瑟天才奖怎么办　　if one of us wins a MacArthur Grant,　　153　　00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,970　　如果一人有超能力怎么办　　or if one of us gets superpowers,　　154　　00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,570　　如果一人被僵尸咬了怎么办　　or if one of us is bitten by a zombie.　　155　　00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:15,770　　就算我尸变　　他也不能杀我　　He can't kill me, even if I turn.　　156　　00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:19,570　　里面没写一人有了女友怎么办吗　　Is there anything in there about if one of you gets a girlfriend?　　157　　00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,070　　没有　　那个有点太不着调了　　No, that seemed a little farfetched.　　158　　00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:27,800　　谢尔顿　　你真打算强制实施这个吗　　Sheldon, do you really expect to enforce this?　　159　　00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,000　　我一直遵守　　I've lived up　　160　　00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,670　　协议里的所有义务　　to all my commitments under the agreement.　　161　　00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,070　　每天至少问候你一次　　At least once a day I ask how you are,　　162　　00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:34,530　　即使我一点都不在意　　even though I simply don't care.　　163　　00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,900　　我没有　　I no longer　　164　　00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:39,000　　在晚上十点后进行生物危害演习了　　stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10:00 p.m.　　165　　00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:42,630　　我也放弃学习图瓦喉唱了　　And I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.　　166　　00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,900　　-我知道不该问　　不过什么是　　-别啊　　- Okay, I know I shouldn't ask, but what is...? - No.　　167　　00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,900　　如果允许我训练　　我能唱得更好　　I'd be much further along if I'd been allowed to practice.　　168　　00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,830　　谢尔顿 我知道协议这么写　　Look, Sheldon, i know it's in the agreement,　　169　　00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,170　　如果你真的变成僵尸　　我保证不杀你　　and if you turn into a zombie, I promise I will not kill you.　　170　　00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,300　　我宁愿让你喝我脑浆　　In fact, I'll even let you eat my brains.　　171　　00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,400　　但我还是要带佩妮去瑞士　　But I am taking Penny to Switzerland.　　172　　00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,900　　这是你的最终决定吗　　Is that your final decision?　　173　　00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,900　　没错　　It is.　　174　　00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:12,870　　很好　　Very well.　　175　　00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,930　　他不会罢休　　对吧　　It's not over, is it?　　176　　00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:18,030　　你以为呢　　What do you think?　　177　　00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:34,070　　今早的车挺多啊　　Got a bit of traffic this morning, huh?　　178　　00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,300　　你觉得会下雨吗　　Think it's gonna rain?　　179　　00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:42,670　　今天早上　　Instead of underpants,　　180　　00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,030　　我把土豆沙拉当内裤穿了　　I covered my crotch with potato salad this morning.　　181　　00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,330　　有啥想法　　Thoughts?　　182　　00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,200　　我知道怎么让你高兴　　Okay, I know what'll cheer you up.　　183　　00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,330　　我们玩你的开车游戏吧　　Let's play one of your driving games.　　184　　00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,970　　好啊　　All right.　　185　　00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,670　　游戏名就叫叛徒　　This game is called Traitors.　　186　　00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:00,530　　我说三个历史人物　　I will name three historical figures,　　187　　00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,870　　你以背叛行为的罪恶程度　　you put them in order　　188　　00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,670　　来给他们排下序　　of the heinousness of their betrayal.　　189　　00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:08,400　　本尼迪克特·阿诺德　　犹大　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士　　Benedict Arnold, Judas, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.　　190　　00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:11,900　　你真觉得我跟他们是一类人吗　　You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?　　191　　00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,070　　你说得对　　You're right.　　192　　00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:16,030　　犹大至少为自己的作为 以死谢罪了　　Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.　　193　　00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:19,910　　别这样　　谢尔顿 你就不能理解一下　　Come on, Sheldon. Can't you at least try to understand　　194　　00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,000　　这对我有多重要吗　　how much this means to me?　　195　　00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,670　　第二轮　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德　　Round two: Leonard Hofstadter,　　196　　00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,770　　达斯·维达[星战黑武士]　　鲁珀特·默多克　　Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.　　197　　00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,070　　鲁珀特·默多克　　Rupert Murdoch?　　198　　00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:32,270　　福克斯电视台老板　　他们把《萤火虫》砍了　　He owns Fox, and they cancelled Firefly.　　199　　00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,970　　提示　　他和达斯·维达并列第二　　Hint: he and Darth Vader are tied for #2.　　200　　00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,770　　对不起昨晚不能陪你　　I'm sorry I couldn't hang with you last night.　　201　　00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:45,230　　我和伯纳黛特约会了　　I had a date with Bernadette.　　202　　00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,430　　我知道　　I know.　　203　　00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,370　　我在推特上看到了　　I saw the Tweet.　　204　　00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,930　　那你干什么了　　So, what did you end up doing?　　205　　00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,100　　没干什么　　Not much.　　206　　00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,570　　热了块玉米馅饼　　Nuked a burrito. Oh.　　207　　00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,100　　向印度女神乌尔瓦希祈祷你会拉稀　　Prayed to the Hindu god Urvashi that your bowels would loosen　　208　　00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,230　　老二蔫得跟柳条一样柔软　　and your penis would droop like a willow tree.　　209　　00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,170　　看到谢尔顿了吗　　You seen Sheldon?　　210　　00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:02,990　　没有　　他还在为超级对撞机的事生气吗　　No. Is he still mad about the supercollider?　　211　　00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:05,130　　对　　他觉得我背叛了他　　Yeah. He thinks I betrayed him.　　212　　00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,500　　搞什么啊 要是你们会带谁　　I mean, come on. What would you guys do if you were me?　　213　　00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:09,930　　我会带谢尔顿去瑞士　　I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland.　　214　　00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,100　　真的假的　　Seriously?　　215　　00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,270　　当然了　　Absolutely.　　216　　00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:13,500　　再把他扔在那里　　And I'd leave him there.　　217　　00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,830　　这是什么情况　　What the hell is that?　　218　　00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,870　　让我数数　　Uh, let's see.　　219　　00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:28,470　　30把银制餐具　　30 pieces of silverware.　　220　　00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:37,470　　[格里格　　培尔金特组曲之晨曦]　　Grieg "Peer Gynt - Morning"　　221　　00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,670　　早安　　老伙计　　Morning, old chum.　　222　　00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:54,170　　搞什么　　What's going on?　　223　　00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:56,000　　我给你做了早餐　　I've made you breakfast.　　224　　00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,030　　有果汁和咖啡　　Juice, coffee,　　225　　00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,030　　还有一些薄饼　　and pancakes in the shape of some　　226　　00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,930　　上面是你最爱的虚构角色　　of your favorite fictional characters.　　227　　00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,970　　瞧　　这是弗罗多[出自《魔戒》]　　See, here's Frodo.　　228　　00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,130　　你居然做了弗罗多薄饼　　You made Frodo pancakes?　　229　　00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,200　　脚毛部分我用的是椰子刨花　　Yeah, I used coconut shavings to do the hair on his feet.　　230　　00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:12,630　　你进餐前若需要清空膀胱　　If you need to void your bladder before eating,　　231　　00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,070　　我会用这顶贝雷帽帮你暖着　　I can keep them warm with this beret　　232　　00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:16,170　　我已经彻底清洗干净　　that I thoroughly laundered　　233　　00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,730　　松软程度正适宜用来盖薄饼　　and pressed into service as a pancake cozy.　　234　　00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,270　　你有什么目的　　Why are you doing this?　　235　　00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,400　　对我近来的行为表示歉意　　It's by way of an apology for my recent behavior.　　236　　00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:28,500　　经过这段时间的思考 我终于意识到　　I've had some time to reflect and I've come to realize　　237　　00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:31,770　　友谊不能依靠那堆 白纸黑字的协定来维系　　that friendship is not an aggregation of written agreements.　　238　　00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:35,600　　而需要两人之间 互相尊重和体谅　　It's a result of two people respecting and caring for each other.　　239　　00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,170　　尝尝奶油烤饼吗　　Butterscotch scone?　　240　　00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,170　　多谢　　Thanks.　　241　　00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,730　　好吃　　It's good.　　242　　00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,630　　这其中包含着我满满的尊敬和感情　　What you're tasting is respect and affection.　　243　　00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,270　　当然还有一磅左右植物白油　　And about a pound of Crisco.　　244　　00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,070　　待你用完早餐 我觉得　　今天我们可以　　After you've finished breakfast, i thought we could spend the day　　245　　00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,830　　一起看导演点评版的 巴比伦5号[美国科幻剧]　　watching the final season of Babylon 5 with director commentary.　　246　　00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,500　　你不是讨厌《巴比伦5号》吗　　You hate Babylon 5.　　247　　00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,930　　当然　　既没剧情又不科幻　　I do. It fails as drama/science fiction,　　248　　00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,970　　彻头彻尾的仿制大烂片　　and it's hopelessly derivative.　　249　　00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:05,930　　但是你喜欢　　而我们又是朋友　　But you like it, and you're my friend.　　250　　00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,070　　好吧　　赞　　Okay, great.　　251　　00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,100　　我还是不会带你去瑞士　　Still not taking you to Switzerland.　　252　　00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,870　　见鬼　　Drat.　　253　　00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,830　　没你的弗罗多尝了　　No Frodo for you.　　254　　00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:24,770　　你好　　Hello.　　255　　00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,170　　好啊　　Hello.　　256　　00:12:26, 230 --> 00:12:28,130　　得　　我们就省掉假惺惺的友好吧　　All right, let's dispense with the friendly banter.　　257　　00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,970　　你应该知道我为何来此　　I believe you know why I'm here.　　258　　00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,470　　关于这点　　我一直认为　　Well, I always figured it was to study us,　　259　　00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:34,630　　你是来发现我们地球人的弱点　　discover our weaknesses,　　260　　00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,800　　再报告给你们的外星君主　　and report back to your alien overlords.　　261　　00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,870　　搞笑　　Yes, amusing.　　262　　00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,330　　特定情报　　对你而言　　Extraordinary intelligence　　263　　00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,130　　貌似是显得像天外来客般难懂　　might well appear extraterrestrial to you,　　264　　00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,400　　但我还是友情提醒下 确切地说　　but let me be more specific.　　265　　00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,970　　你应该知道我为何在此　　这个洗衣间里　　I believe you know why I'm here in the laundry room.　　266　　00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,670　　喉音唱腔在这里有更好的音响效果吗　　Better acoustics for your throat singing?　　267　　00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,270　　还真不赖嘛　　It's actually not bad.　　268　　00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,600　　但我来此的真正目的　　But my true purpose in being here　　269　　00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:10,470　　是来做一个简要的幻灯片演说　　will be revealed in this brief PowerPoint presentation.　　270　　00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,070　　关灯　　Lights.　　271　　00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,030　　为什么谢尔顿·库珀博士必须去瑞士欧核中心　　Why Sheldon Cooper, PhD, should go to Switzerland　　272　　00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,700　　参观超级对撞机的理由　　to see the CERN supercollider:　　273　　00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,070　　发言人　　谢尔顿·库珀博士　　a PowerPoint presentation by Sheldon Cooper, PhD.　　274　　00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,000　　我的老天爷　　Oh, for God's sake.　　275　　00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,130　　这是一位在粒子物理学领域的　　Here we have a highly gifted researcher　　276　　00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,200　　超级天才科学家　　in the field of particle physics　　277　　00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,200　　他的成就关乎全人类的命运　　whose work has brought him to the precipice　　278　　00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,800　　从此改变对宇宙的理解　　of forever changing mankind's understanding of the universe.　　279　　00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,370　　确切来说就是我　　AKA me.　　280　　00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,400　　而这是一位女招待　　And here we have a waitress　　281　　00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,800　　只会用手指抠牙齿而已　　brushing her teeth with her finger.　　282　　00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:51,030　　确切来说就是你　　AKA you.　　283　　00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,230　　不好意思　　I'm sorry.　　284　　00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,700　　这算是在奉承我吗　　Is this supposed to be buttering me up?　　285　　00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,800　　请等演讲结束后再提问　　Please hold all questions till the end of the presentation.　　286　　00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,470　　这是瑞士欧核中心的　　This is the Large Hadron Collider　　287　　00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,030　　大型强子对撞机　　at CERN in Switzerland,　　288　　00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,770　　经由数十年规划和建构而成　　the product of decades of planning and construction.　　289　　00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,700　　是全世界物理学家心目中的圣地　　It is a Mecca for physicists the world over.　　290　　00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:09,230　　而这是科罗拉多大街的　　This is Bath and Body Works　　291　　00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,270　　Bath and Body Works[某品牌]沐浴乳商店　　on Colorado Boulevard.　　292　　00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,270　　他们卖香皂和乳液　　They sell scented soaps and lotions,　　293　　00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,270　　外加一些小闪饰品　　some of which contain glitter.　　294　　00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:18,630　　现在我们来配对　　Now, let's see if we can match the individual　　295　　00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,670　　这两个人以哪个地方作为目的地比较合适　　to the appropriate destination.　　296　　00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,030　　好吧　　O-kay.　　297　　00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,230　　别闹了　　Show's over.　　298　　00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,670　　还没完呢　　No, it's not.　　299　　00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:25,830　　我还有五张幻灯片没讲　　I've got five more slides.　　300　　00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,330　　谢尔顿　　这是莱纳德的决定　　Sheldon, this is Leonard's decision.　　301　　00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,770　　他邀我去瑞士　　我也很想去　　He invited me to Switzerland, and I intend to go.　　302　　00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,130　　好吧　　Very well.　　303　　00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,130　　玩得开心　　Enjoy yourself.　　304　　00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,000　　你将亲眼目睹　　You're going to be in the presence of something　　305　　00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,670　　我所梦寐以求了十多年的伟大成就　　that I've dreamed of seeing for decades.　　306　　00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,070　　希望你能明白　　I just hope you'll be able to appreciate　　307　　00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,230　　这其中所包含的重要意义　　the magnitude of where you are and what it represents.　　308　　00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,770　　我会和莱纳德谈谈　　I'll talk to Leonard.　　309　　00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,200　　真的吗　　You will?　　310　　00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,800　　对　　Yes.　　311　　00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,500　　既然对你而言意义重大　　那应该让你去　　If it means that much to you, you should go.　　312　　00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,570　　谢谢你　　佩妮　　Oh, Penny, thank you!　　313　　00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,970　　没什么　　You're welcome.　　314　　00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,800　　我不怎么抱人　　Since I rarely hug,　　315　　00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:11,930　　要抱多久就听你的　　I'm relying on your expertise regarding duration.　　316　　00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13," type="audio/mpeg" />-->