00:02:59,900　　■　　3　　00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,910　　翻译：米小勒　　MADD　　海因里希　　Joanna　　4　　00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:03,910　　■　　5　　00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:07,910　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:07,910　　■　　7　　00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:11,910　　校对：Joanna　　MADD　　总监：YY　　8　　00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:11,910　　■　　9　　00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:16,710　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十一集　　10　　00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:08,480　　水魔王　　Water Demon.　　11　　00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,960　　冰龙　　Ice Dragon.　　12　　00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,500　　卡哈战神　　Lesser Warlord of Ka'a.　　13　　00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,690　　慢着　　Not so fast.　　14　　00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:20,550　　无敌谢尔顿　　Infinite Sheldon.　　15　　00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:23,460　　无敌谢尔顿　　Infinite Sheldon?　　16　　00:00:23,460 --> 00:00:26,450　　是的　　"无敌谢尔顿"能击败其他所有牌　　Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards　　17　　00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:28,720　　而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则　　and does not violate the rule against homemade cards　　18　　00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,080　　因为这规则是我在工作时发明的　　because I made it at work.　　19　　00:00:32,930 --> 00:00:35,720　　你明白为何别人都不想跟你一起玩吗　　Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?　　20　　00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,060　　不明白　　No...　　21　　00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:40,260　　虽然我从幼儿园开始就一直被问这个问题　　Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.　　22　　00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:47,990　　你的《科学》杂志寄到了我的邮箱里　　Hey, your copy of Science Magazine was in my mailbox.　　23　　00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:49,130　　哦　　谢了　　Oh, thanks. Mm-hmm.　　24　　00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:51,830　　看啊　　这期讲的都是关于星球的内容　　Check it out, all about planets this month.　　25　　00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,850　　这是颗原子　　That's an atom.　　26　　00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:56,880　　各抒己见嘛　　Agree to disagree.　　27　　00:00:57,890 --> 00:00:59,430　　这就是我喜爱科学的原因　　That's what I love about science.　　28　　00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:01,500　　因为总没有正确的答案　　There's no one right answer.　　29　　00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:07,510　　那么...　　So...　　30　　00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:08,680　　你和扎克又在一起了吗　　You and Zack again, huh?　　31　　00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,830　　是啊　　我和扎克又在一起了　　Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.　　32　　00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,890　　我俩之前来过吗　　Were we here earlier?　　33　　00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,560　　好吧　　我看我们还是走吧　　Okay, we should, we should go.　　34　　00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,430　　等下　　Ah, not yet.　　35　　00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:18,620　　我还想和这帮捣腾科学的小子聊聊科学呢　　I want to talk science with the science dudes.　　36　　00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:22,920　　好棒哦　　科学小子们要和你聊科学了　　Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you.　　37　　00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:24,760　　你想聊点啥呢　　What do you want to talk about,　　38　　00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,680　　岩石　　恐龙还是我们的好朋友海狸呢　　rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?　　39　　00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,520　　我在探索频道看过件妙事　　You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.　　40　　00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,670　　原来海星一旦被杀　　Turns out that if you kill a starfish,　　41　　00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:36,580　　它会立刻复活　　it'll just come back to life.　　42　　00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:40,270　　那海星没穿拳击短裤吧　　Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts?　　43　　00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:43,040　　也许你看的是尼克频道[儿童频道]　　Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.　　44　　00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:49,470　　不　　我比较确定看的是探索频道　　No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel.　　45　　00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:50,140　　那是个不错的节目　　It was a great show.　　46　　00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,930　　节目还说海豚可能比人还聪明　　They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.　　47　　00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,070　　海豚可能比某些人聪明　　They might be smarter than some people.　　48　　00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:00,620　　也许我们可以做个试验看看　　Maybe we can do an experiment to find out.　　49　　00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,920　　这很容易　　That's easy enough.　　50　　00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,170　　我们找一缸水　　找个海豚能穿过去的铁圈　　We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through,　　51　　00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:09,550　　再找一桶你喜欢吃的饵料就行了　　and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.　　52　　00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,600　　我没听懂　　I don't get it.　　53　　00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,010　　海豚可能懂　　A dolphin might.　　54　　00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:24,230　　我明白了　　Oh, I see.　　55　　00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:25,870　　你们是说我傻是吧　　You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.　　56　　00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:27,430　　你这就错了　　That's not correct.　　57　　00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:29,800　　我们是在暗喻　　We were implying it.　　58　　00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,330　　是你自己说出来的　　You then inferred it.　　59　　00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,070　　我们走　　Let's go.　　60　　00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,760　　有这样一群人　　You know, for a group of guys　　61　　00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,330　　一辈子可能都会被别人羞辱欺负着　　who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied,　　62　　00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,870　　你们就是那羞辱人的混蛋　　you can be real jerks.　　63　　00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,770　　为你们感到羞耻　　Shame on all of you.　　64　　00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,470　　我什么都没做过啊　　What the hell did I do?　　65　　00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,230　　你笑了　　You laughed.　　66　　00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:24,050　　你们也认同佩妮的说法吗　　Do you think Penny's right?　　67　　00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:25,790　　我们刚才是在欺负扎克吗　　Were we bullying Zack?　　68　　00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,520　　不　　我知道什么叫欺负　　No, I know bullying.　　69　　00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,250　　他刚才走得很淡定　　内裤也好端端地在屁股上呢　　He left here unswirlied and his ass crack was underpants-free.　　70　　00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,500　　而且也没人把鸡鸡画到他额头上啊　　And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.　　71　　00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,580　　有人画到过你额头上吗　　That happened to you?　　72　　00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:41,920　　我去板球训练营的第一天　　First day of cricket camp.　　73　　00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,710　　他们就是想拿我的俩眼睛当蛋蛋　　They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.　　74　　00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:51,090　　我觉得我们还是得跟那家伙道个歉　　I don't know, I think we might owe the guy an apology.　　75　　00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:53,640　　-那你去道歉呗　　-为什么是我去　　- So go apologize. - Why me?　　76　　00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,280　　你开的头　　我们只是附和罢了　　You started it, we just piled on.　　77　　00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,620　　那我该怎么说　　What would I even say?　　78　　00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,420　　扎克　　很抱歉　　你太蠢了　　Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.　　79　　00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:06,040　　吃点奶球吧　　Have a Milk Dud.　　80　　00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,350　　奶球　　A Milk Dud?　　81　　00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:11,050　　是的　　凭借奶球这自嘲的名字　　Yeah, Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name　　82　　00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,920　　外加温和的口味　　and remarkably mild flavor,　　83　　00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,050　　是盒装糖果里最能表达歉意的　　are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.　　84　　00: 04:17,520 --> 00:04:18,420　　我有个好主意　　I got a better idea.　　85　　00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:19,270　　这事儿我们都有责任　　We're all responsible.　　86　　00:04:19,270 --> 00:04:20,840　　所以都该去道歉　　I say we all go.　　87　　00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,950　　拜托　　谁跟我一起去一下呢　　Come on, who's with me?　　88　　00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,520　　跟我去的我赠送漫画书　　谁想去一下呢　　Free comic books to anyone who comes with me.　　89　　00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:34,290　　我可能会被海扁一顿　　你们不想看看吗　　I might get punched. You really want to miss that?　　90　　00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,490　　薄荷糖也挺有道歉味道的　　Junior Mints are pretty apologetic.　　91　　00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,590　　你这是在自取其辱　　You're embarrassing yourself.　　92　　00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:49,510　　佩妮　　Penny.　　93　　00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,980　　-什么事　　-我们想跟扎克说两句　　扎克你还好吗　　- What? - Yeah, we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack.　　94　　00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:59,310　　你们想怎么样　　What do you want?　　95　　00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,920　　我们之前说的那些　　Listen, the stuff we were saying before,　　96　　00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,640　　只不过是跟你开玩笑来着　　we were just kidding around.　　97　　00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,370　　才不是呢　　No, you weren't.　　98　　00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,930　　你们刚才在嘲讽我　　You were making fun of me.　　99　　00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,790　　拜托　　我们经常这样的　　Come on, that's what we do.　　100　　00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:09,130　　互相找不痛快　　We give each other a hard time.　　101　　00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:10,050　　喂　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon,　　102　　00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:12,190　　你长得像在祈祷的螳螂　　you look like a praying mantis.　　103　　00:05:14,510 --> 00:05:15,460　　你这话太伤人了　　That's very hurtful.　　104　　00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,050　　看到了吧　　See?　　105　　00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:20,880　　我不知道　　还是觉得很不爽　　I don't know, it still wasn't very nice.　　106　　00:05: 20,880 --> 00:05:22,980　　奶球要吗　　Milk Dud?　　107　　00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:24,620　　爱死奶球了　　Oh, I love Milk Duds.　　108　　00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,960　　好了　　咱们和好了　　Okay, we're cool.　　109　　00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:32,650　　还说薄荷糖吗　　Junior Mints.　　110　　00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:34,480　　你们想进来喝杯啤酒吗　　You guys want to come in and have a beer?　　111　　00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,260　　我们正打算去漫画书店呢　　Uh, we're on our way to the comic book store.　　112　　00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,870　　莱纳德请客哦　　Leonard's buying.　　113　　00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:38,740　　真的吗　　Really?　　114　　00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,950　　我有整整一百万年　　I haven't been to a comic book store　　115　　00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:42,150　　没去过漫画书店了　　in literally a million years.　　116　　00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:43,590　　真的吗　　Literally?　　117　　00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:46,390　　是字面上理解的一百万年吗　　Literally a million years?　　118　　00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,270　　打住　　Don't.　　119　　00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,770　　-你想和他们一起去吗　　-不想　　- You want to go with 'em?　　- No.　　120　　00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:51,030　　-哦　　那就回见了　　-等等　　- Okay, see you later.　　- Wait,　　121　　00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:55,780　　等等　　你为了去漫画书店就丢下我吗　　w-w-w-wait, you're ditching me to go look at comic books?　　122　　00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,190　　你生我气了吗　　Are you mad at me?　　123　　00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,070　　我不高兴了　　I'm not happy.　　124　　00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:02,840　　奶球要吗　　Milk Dud?　　125　　00:06:06,800 --> 00: 06:09,020　　哇　　这地方太赞了　　Wow, this place is awesome.　　126　　00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,930　　阿奇的漫画一般在哪儿　　Where do they keep the Archies?　　127　　00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,930　　美国著名漫画出版商　　128　　00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,330　　在十岁小姑娘的卧室里　　在那儿才对　　In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls, where they belong.　　129　　00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:17,280　　你说的那是老阿奇漫画　　Oh, no, you're thinking old-school Archie.　　130　　00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,040　　现在已经成熟多了　　It's much more sophisticated now.　　131　　00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,570　　比如说　　有两个宇宙　　Like, there's two universes,　　132　　00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:22,060　　阿奇在一个宇宙去了贝蒂　　and Archie's married to Betty in one　　133　　00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,370　　在另一个娶了维罗妮卡　　and Veronica in the other.　　134　　00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,650　　出自阿奇《New Look》系列第三期　　135　　00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,650　　米吉甚至和慕思分手了　　Midge is even breaking up with Moose.　　136　　00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:27,260　　不会吧　　No.　　137　　00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:29,330　　早该改了　　对吧　　About time, right?　　138　　00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:33,770　　你们终于合伙雇了位保镖啦　　Hey. You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?　　139　　00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:36,930　　不是　　这位是扎克　　Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack.　　140　　00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,900　　只是朋友而已　　He's a friend of ours.　　141　　00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,840　　扎克　　这位是斯图尔特　　Zack, this is Stuart.　　142　　00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,100　　这儿的老板　　He owns the store.　　143　　00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,890　　哇　　好福气啊　　Wow, lucky you.　　144　　00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:45,540　　是啊　　我每周上70小时的班　　Yeah, I work 70 hours a week　　145　　00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:48,710　　平均每小时赚一块六毛五　　and average $1.65 an hour.　　146　　00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:51,000　　很赞啊　　Sweet.　　147　　00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:53,970　　他这是讽刺我吗　　Is that sarcasm?　　148　　00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:58,000　　非也　　他是在控诉无能的美国教育系统　　No, it's an indictment of the American education system.　　149　　00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:00,420　　阿奇漫画都在那边呢　　The Archies are over here.　　150　　00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,150　　好滴　　Yippee.　　151　　00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,730　　你们几位来不来我的新年化装派对啊　　So are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume party?　　152　　00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,640　　当然来啊　　Of course.　　153　　00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,880　　我们要组成美国正义联盟　　We're coming as the Justice League of America.　　154　　00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,880　　美国DC漫画公司创作的超级英雄团队　　155　　00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,130　　阵容安排得换一下　　Switching it up from last year　　156　　00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:14,270　　不能和去年的重复了　　when we came as the Justice League of America.　　157　　00:07:14,990 --> 00:07:16,100　　你这么一提　　To that point,　　158　　00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,150　　让我忽然想起来　　我们今年很有可能　　it occurs to me that we might have an opportunity　　159　　00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:21,760　　最终赢得最佳团体服饰奖　　to finally snare Best Group Costume　　160　　00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,850　　只要我们加强了当初的短板　　if we shore up our weak link,　　161　　00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,850　　显然也就是莱纳德扮的超人　　which is clearly Leonard as Superman.　　162　　00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,810　　喂　　我今年新买了靴子好吧　　Hey, I got new boots this year.　　163　　00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:32,240　　保证能增高三英寸　　Guaranteed to add three inches.　　164　　00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,910　　真可悲　　That's sad.　　165　　00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,790　　请扪心自问　　Let's ask ourselves:　　166　　00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,000　　我们认识的人中有哪位　　Is there anyone we know　　167　　00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,780　　能扮好更爷们更合适的氪星之子[即超人]呢　　who would make a more manly and convincing son of Krypton?　　168　　00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,670　　比穿高跟靴的莱纳德更爷们吗　　Than Leonard in high-heeled boots?　　169　　00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,240　　跟穿高跟靴的霍华德老妈呢　　Howard's mother in high-heeled boots?　　170　　00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:57,440　　我想到了那边那位　　I was thinking specifically of the gentleman over there　　171　　00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:02,260　　念念有词欣赏最新《贝蒂和维罗妮卡》的先生　　moving his lips as he enjoys the latest exploits of Betty and Veronica.　　172　　00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:07,140　　扎克吗　　Zack?　　173　　00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:11,460　　他是我们认识的　　唯一有真正肌肉的人　　He is the only person we know with actual muscles.　　174　　00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:13,800　　你们不能让扎克代替我　　You can't replace me with Zack.　　175　　00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,140　　为啥不行　　佩妮不就这么做了　　Why not? Penny did it.　　176　　00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,420　　对啊　　她好像比以前更开心了　　Yeah, she seems happier.　　177　　00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:20,340　　为啥我们不行　　Why wouldn't we be?　　178　　00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:21,710　　爽啊　　Score.　　179　　00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,810　　我找到了《高中生阿奇》　　《贝蒂和维罗妮卡》　　I got an Archie, Betty and Veronica,　　180　　00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,970　　还有《笨瓜》这册　　and a Jughead.　　181　　00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:27,500　　我的周末完美了　　All set for my weekend number twos.　　182　　00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,760　　恭喜恭喜　　Congratulations.　　183　　00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:35,130　　扎克　　你觉得当超人感觉如何　　Zack, how would you like to be Superman?　　184　　00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:38,240　　不知道诶　　听起来责任重大啊　　I don't kow. Sounds like a lot of responsibility.　　185　　00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,780　　好吧　　如果扎克当超人的话　　Fine. If Zack's gonna be Superman,　　186　　00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,080　　那我就要当绿灯侠　　I want to be Green Lantern.　　187　　00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,120　　可我才是绿灯侠啊　　But I'm Green Lantern.　　188　　00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,580　　你可以去当水行侠嘛　　You can be Aquaman.　　189　　00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:48,690　　我才不想当水行侠呢　　I don't want to be Aquaman.　　190　　00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:50,780　　太衰了　　He sucks.　　191　　00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,660　　在水下都衰得不行　　He sucks underwater.　　192　　00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,620　　还得喝鱼尿　　He sucks fish pee.　　193　　00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:59,410　　容我插句嘴　　Excuse me,　　194　　00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:02,730　　我觉得水行侠会用他的通灵术　　I believe Aquaman uses his telepathic powers　　195　　00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:06,260　　让鱼儿们上别处撒尿去　　to request the fish do their business elsewhere.　　196　　00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:08,150　　嗨　　宝贝　　Hey, babe.　　197　　00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:09,470　　我还在生你的气　　I'm still mad at you.　　198　　00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:11,630　　等听到这个天大的喜讯　　你就不会生气了　　Well, you won't be when you hear the great news.　　199　　00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,860　　什么天大的喜讯　　What great news?　　200　　00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,280　　我们在新年夜要去参加　　We're going to a costume party　　201　　00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,910　　漫画店的化装派对　　at the comic book store on New Year's Eve,　　202　　00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:19,220　　而你将扮成神奇女侠　　and you get to be Wonder Woman.　　203　　00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,150　　还有防弹手镯和真理套索　　Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth.　　204　　00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:26,920　　隐形飞机单独零售　　Invisible plane sold separately.　　205　　00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:29,030　　慢着　　为什么是我　　Wait, why me?　　206　　00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:31,160　　为什么不找你女友做神奇女侠　　Wh-Why can't your girlfriend be Wonder Woman?　　207　　00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,890　　她们实验室的人正在隔离中　　She and her lab team are under quarantine.　　208　　00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:36,640　　貌似她们圣诞派对时用了　　Seems at the Christmas party they were doing Jell-O shots　　209　　00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,410　　装黄热病毒的培养皿做果冻杯　　out of petri dishes that used to contain yellow fever.　　210　　00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,560　　好吧　　那你朋友艾米呢　　Okay, what about your friend Amy?　　211　　00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,540　　艾米·菲拉·福勒不会接受COSPLAY的　　Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes.　　212　　00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:50,340　　她没我这么思想开放　　She isn't the free spirit I am.　　213　　00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,450　　好吧　　别妄想了　　Okay, well, forget it.　　214　　00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:55,770　　我可不想在新年夜　　I'm not spending my New Year's Eve　　215　　00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:58,960　　扮成神奇女侠在漫画店度过　　at a comic book store wearing a Wonder Woman costume.　　216　　00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:04,350　　他说要是你当水行侠　　他愿意当神奇女侠　　He says he'll wear it if you'll be Aquaman.　　217　　00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,140　　你在做啥子　　What are you doing?　　218　　00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:25,820　　我们要迟到了　　We're going to be late.　　219　　00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,750　　我在紧张地踱步　　I'm pacing nervously.　　220　　00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,120　　你这是在慢跑　　You're jogging.　　221　　00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,270　　闪电侠就这么踱步的　　This is how the Flash paces.　　222　　00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:35,070　　淡定点　　谢尔顿　　Just chill out, Sheldon.　　223　　00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,970　　我不是谢尔顿　　我是闪电侠　　I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash.　　224　　00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:39,930　　现在我要去大峡谷吼叫　　And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon　　225　　00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,040　　发泄我心中的沮丧　　to scream in frustration.　　226　　00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,730　　我回来了　　I'm back.　　227　　00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,020　　蝙蝠侠来也　　I'm Batman.　　228　　00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:51,590　　坑爹呢你　　Oh, I hardly think so.　　229　　00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:54,230　　真正的蝙蝠侠要是迟到　　The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts　　230　　00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:56,180　　会打电话通知战友的　　when he's running late.　　231　　00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,660　　我是走路过来的　　I had to walk.　　232　　00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:00,480　　拉杰上不了我的小摩托车后座　　I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.　　233　　00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:10,500　　我说过无数次了　　但我还是要说　　I've said this before, and I'll say it again.　　234　　00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,990　　水行侠太衰了　　Aquaman sucks.　　235　　00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:16,620　　仰望天空　　那是只鸟　　是架飞机　　Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane.　　236　　00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,240　　后面的我忘了　　I forget the rest.　　237　　00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,240　　后面那句应该是"那是超人"　　238　　00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:24,070　　好吧　　我们早死早超生吧　　All right. Let's get this thing over with.　　239　　00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:27,350　　不好意思　　I'm sorry.　　240　　00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:31,040　　哪儿来的金发神奇女侠啊　　But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?　　241　　00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,920　　龟毛个啥　　谁会盯着她的头发看啊　　Relax. No one's going to be looking at her hair.　　242　　00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,680　　痛啊　　Ow!　　243　　00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,270　　应该是　　I mean,　　244　　00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,020　　可恶　　ow.　　245　　00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,900　　等等　　那套服装里的黑色假发呢　　宝贝儿　　Hold on. The costume came with a black wig. Where is it, babe?　　246　　00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,800　　我才不要戴那个　　看着逊毙了　　No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.　　247　　00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,500　　拜托　　我们可是要去比赛争冠军　　Come on. We're trying to win a contest here.　　248　　00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,140　　想也别想　　反正我不戴假发　　Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.　　249　　00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:54,770　　佩妮　　正义联盟里没有"小我"之说　　Penny, there's no "I" In "Justice League."　　250　　00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:54,770　　事实上　　Justice里有个"i" = =|||　　251　　00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,850　　其实...　　Well, actually...　　252　　00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:02,040　　闭嘴　　他在为我们说话呢　　Don't. He's making our case.　　253　　00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,660　　好吧　　宝贝儿　　Okay, babe. Uh...　　254　　00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,430　　你让我在朋友面前有些难堪　　Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends.　　255　　00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,570　　得了　　告诉你　　Okay. You know what?　　256　　00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,300　　我改主意了　　我不去了　　I changed my mind. I'm not going.　　257　　00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,800　　看来神奇女侠要换人咯　　Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman.　　258　　00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,110　　宝贝　　开门　　Babe, open up.　　259　　00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,120　　我不和你说话　　I'm not talking to you.　　260　　00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,400　　那你现在在和谁说话　　Then who are you talking to?　　261　　00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,470　　宝贝　　Babe?　　262　　00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:40,590　　佩妮　　佩妮　　佩妮　　佩妮　　Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny,　　263　　00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,520　　你到底有什么毛病　　What the hell is wrong with you?　　264　　00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:44,900　　我是闪电侠　　I'm the Flash.　　265　　00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,340　　我刚敲了三万次门　　I just knocked 30,000 times.　　266　　00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:49,320　　得　　你要干嘛　　谢尔顿　　Okay. What do you want, Sheldon?　　267　　00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,290　　我明白你为什么不开心　　I understand why you're upset.　　268　　00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:53,280　　是吗　　Really?　　269　　00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,410　　是的　　Yes.　　270　　00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:57,740　　你担心这个装扮会让你显胖　　You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.　　271　　00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,400　　不是　　No.　　272　　00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,780　　怎么...　　Wh-What...　　273　　00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,090　　很显胖吗　　Does it?　　274　　00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,140　　不用担心　　Don't worry.　　275　　00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,430　　神奇女侠是亚马逊人　　Wonder Woman was an Amazon.　　276　　00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:12,270　　亚马逊的女孩子都很高大健壮　　And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.　　277　　00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,430　　滚吧　　谢尔顿　　Good-bye, Sheldon.　　278　　00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:22,710　　但她们不是金发　　快把假发戴上　　But they're not blonde, so put on your wig.　　279　　00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,990　　听到吗　　Hello?　　280　　00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,030　　傻逼水行侠　　Stupid Aquaman.　　281　　00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,400　　不知道这样算不算安慰　　If it makes you feel any better,　　282　　00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,370　　我以前和佩妮交往时　　when I was dating Penny,　　283　　00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,890　　她也一直会生我的气　　she used to flip out on me all the time.　　284　　00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:49,230　　啥　　你和佩妮约会过　　Whoa. You dated Penny?　　285　　00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,180　　她都没和你说吗　　She didn't tell you?　　286　　00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,080　　她说和个叫莱纳德的人交往过　　She told me she dated a guy named Leonard.　　287　　00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,290　　谁会想到那就是你　　Who would have thought it was you?　　288　　00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,300　　那还能是谁　　Who else would it be?　　289　　00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,350　　我也不知道　　某个更壮的...　　I don't know. Somebody bigger and...　　290　　00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,960　　可不是　　显然是你嘛　　Yeah, sure. Why not you?　　291　　00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,100　　我也许失败了　　I may have failed.　　292　　00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,620　　好吧　　那我们只能不带神奇女侠去了　　Okay, I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman.　　293　　00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,140　　佩妮不去我也不去　　I don't want to go without Penny.　　294　　00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:18,940　　太好了　　没有超人　　没有神奇女侠　　Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman?　　295　　00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,470　　就只有瘦骨嶙峋的闪电侠　　All we've got is a skinny Flash,　　296　　00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:21,950　　印度水行侠　　an Indian Aquaman,　　297　　00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,480　　近视的绿灯侠　　a nearsighted Green Lantern,　　298　　00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,310　　还有个袖珍型的蝙蝠侠　　and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.　　299　　00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,320　　显然　　这不能再称为正义联盟　　Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League.　　300　　00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,390　　指《The Muppet Show》[《大青蛙布偶秀》]　　301　　00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,390　　没办法了　　只能换布偶装了　　We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.　　302　　00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,410　　我要当科米蛙　　Ooh, I call Kermit.　　303　　00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:41,710　　科米蛙是该秀的导演和支持　　斯库特是跑腿　　剧场主人的侄子　　304　　00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,710　　我才是科米蛙　　你当斯库特　　I'm Kermit. U're Scooter.　　305　　00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,270　　不要　　斯库特太衰了　　Oh, man. Scooter sucks.　　306　　00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,190　　他就是《大青蛙布偶秀》里的水行侠　　He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.　　307　　00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,310　　不　　不到最后不能放弃　　No, we can still make this work.　　308　　00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,170　　莱纳德　　你去找佩妮谈　　Leonard, you talk to Penny.　　309　　00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,150　　你为啥觉得我能说服她　　What makes you think I can convince her?　　310　　00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,720　　你都让她跟你上床了　　You got her to have sex with you.　　311　　00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,220　　很明显　　你的超能力就是给人洗脑　　Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.　　312　　00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,730　　好吧　　看我这么说对不对　　Okay, let me see if I understand this.　　313　　00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,070　　你想让我去说服我前女友　　You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend　　314　　00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,660　　去跟她的新男友一起参加化装派对　　to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend　　315　　00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,660　　就为了让我们赢那个愚蠢的奖吗　　just so we can win a stupid prize?　　316　　00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:16,630　　对　　记得让她戴上黑假发　　好运　　Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck.　　317　　00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,860　　走开　　谢尔顿　　Go away, Sheldon.　　318　　00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,070　　我是莱纳德　　It's Leonard.　　319　　00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:25,030　　走开　　莱纳德　　Go away, Leonard.　　320　　00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,170　　拜托　　让我跟你谈谈　　Come on, let me just talk to you.　　321　　00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,280　　门开着呢　　It's open.　　322　　00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,120　　我不会去那派对的　　莱纳德　　I'm not going to that party, Leonard.　　323　　00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,160　　听我说　　你不必戴那假发　　Okay, listen. You don't have to wear the wig.　　324　　00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,650　　只要能带个女生去那派对　　At this party, we're gonna win first prize　　325　　00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:40,100　　我们就等于不战而胜了　　just by showing up with a girl.　　326　　00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,250　　不是假发的问题　　It's not the wig.　　327　　00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,840　　那是因为我吗　　Did I do something?　　328　　00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,520　　我想跟扎克交个朋友　　I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack,　　329　　00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,350　　相信我　　那对我并不容易　　like you said, which believe me, was difficult,　　330　　00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:51,290　　鉴于你我之前...　　given how you and me used to be...　　331　　00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:55,760　　之前是我们　　现在你和他在一起了　　you know, "You and me," And now you and him are "You and him."　　332　　00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:59,410　　其实　　我们并没真正在一起　　Okay, look. We're not really "Me and him."　　333　　00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:00,720　　那你俩这算什么　　Then what are you?　　334　　00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,660　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　335　　00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:04,370　　我之所以重新跟扎克约会　　I only started seeing Zack again　　336　　00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:07,160　　只因为我不想独自度过新年夜　　so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve.　　337　　00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,170　　多可悲啊　　How pathetic is that?　　338　　00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,190　　没有穿成这个样子　　Not as pathetic as dressing up like this　　339　　00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:14,530　　新年夜去漫画书店度过可悲　　and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve.　　340　　00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,710　　你扮成绿箭侠很可爱　　You make a cute Gree" type="audio/mpeg" />-->