"Oh, you're our new neighbor," she said.
“哦,你是我们的新邻居。”她说。
I tried to unlock my door. They key wouldn't fit. No surprise really. Mr. Smooth had got out on the wrong floor.
我试图打开门。但钥匙插不进去。毫无意外,真的。这位彬彬有礼、机智从容的先生下错了楼层。
I wish I could forget one particularly horrible embarrassment.
有件特别尴尬的事我真希望我能忘记。
My wife, son and I were on holiday in Bulgaria.
我和妻子、儿子在保加利亚度假。
As we sat beside the hotel pool, life felt good. It was hot, sunny, I'd had a swim. As I reclined on my sun lounger, slightly tipsy, I was feeling quite pleased with myself. It was a lovely place to be. So very quiet, so tranquil.
我们坐在酒店泳池边,感觉生活非常美好。天气很热,我刚游过泳。当时我躺在太阳椅上,微醺,感到很满足。这里真是一个可爱的地方,如此宁静。
Then, during that quiet moment, without any effort on my part, I broke wind. Not quietly - it was the loudest sound of its type I'd ever heard. That anyone had ever heard, judging by the peals of laughter that rang out as a chuckling sea of international faces looked in my direction.
然后,丢脸的时刻来了。我放屁了,甚至没有给身体任何阻止它的机会。不止如此,还是用我听过的最响亮的那种方式完成的。可能没有人听过如此响亮的声音,周围的人哄堂大笑,众多国际友人笑呵呵地朝着我的方向看过来。
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