又是一年记者协会晚宴,“相声表演艺术家”奥巴马进行了他在白宫小剧场的“封箱演出”。他都讲了什么段子、抖了哪些包袱?一起来看。
1. 吐槽总统卸任后的赚钱方式
"If this material works well, I'm gonna use it at Goldman Sachs next year. Earn me some serious Tubmans."
如果我今天的演讲很出彩,我计划明年到高盛再讲一遍,赚点零花儿。
2. 评论自己迟到
"I do apologize, I know I was a little late tonight. I was running on CPT -- which stands for jokes that white people should not make."
抱歉我今晚迟到了一会儿,我是按照CPT时间来的。这是白人不能讲的笑话。
(Colored People Time,即有色人种时间,指“黑人总迟到”的刻板思维)
3. 预测下一任总统
"Next year at this time, someone else will be standing here in this very spot. And it's anyone's guess who she will be."
明年这个时候,会有另一个人站在这个地方。有谁知道她会是谁么。
(用she暗指希拉里·克林顿可能当选)
4. 评论民主党总统参选人伯尼·桑德斯
"We've got the bright new face of the Democratic Party here tonight, Mr. Bernie Sanders! Bernie, you look like a million bucks. Or to put it in terms you'll understand, you look like 37,000 donations of $27 each."
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