我在一个趴体上,一个喝醉酒的女孩让我接电话:“我想找到马可,可是总有人对我喊波罗。”
3.Overheard at a gas station:
偶然在加油站听到:
Clerk 1: Janet workedlast night, didn’t she?
员工甲:昨天晚上是Janet值班,对不对?
Clerk 2: yeah why?
员工乙:是呀,怎么了?
Clerk 1: The candy is organized by color again.
员工甲:糖果又是按颜色分类放的。
Clerk 2: Dammit Janet.
员工乙:该死的Janet。
4.“See young people do taichi !”
“看,有年轻人在打太极拳!”
“No Mom, I think she’s looking for a wifi signal.”
“不,妈妈,我觉得她是在找无线网络信号。”
5.Today my wife was at Costco when she overheard a conversation between a 70-something white man and a 40-something Asian man.
今天我的妻子去好市多量贩店,她偶然听到两人的对话,对话双方是一个70多岁的白种人和一个40多岁的亚洲人。
The converstaion went as follows, and has us both disgusted but also cheering:
对话是这样的,我们听着有点儿反感,但同时又觉得有点欣慰。
Older White Man: Do you know of any good Chinese restaurant?
白种人老爷爷:你知道什么好的中餐厅吗?
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