我从我爸爸和继母那里收到过最奇怪的礼物。我曾经收到过一瓶半满的外用酒精和一包半满的棉签;第二年我得到了用过的、鞋底脏兮兮的袋鼠牌网球鞋和揉成一团塞进口袋里的克里奈克斯纸巾,那双鞋的鞋码是6号,而我的脚是9.5号。
More typical were things my stepmom wrapped up after cleaning the garage, or the "free gifts" she got with her Avon orders, so stuff like a Chapstick being "hugged" by a tiny koala in a Santa hat, or a trial size of "Silicone Glove" moisturizer stuffed into a snowman's asshole.
还有更多这样的东西,比如我继母在清理车库后打包的东西,或是她买雅芳产品是时的“赠品”,比如抱着一支无色唇膏的小考拉装在圣诞帽里,或是塞在雪人屁眼里的Silicone Glove润肤膏试用装。
Once I got a box of dirt, which was confusing but by then I was inured to strange and undazzling gifts. However, apparently there were daffodil bulbs in the dirt. Well, okay then.
我还曾收到过一盒泥土,虽然我不知道这是什么鬼,不过那时我也习惯了这些稀奇古怪的礼物了。不管怎样,泥土上有几个水仙花球茎,还不错啦。
获得9好评的答案@Sandeep Sasidharan
An edited father's day card from my friend!
我从我朋友那里得到过一张修改过的父亲节卡片!
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