爱情宝典:如何摆脱讨厌的女友_BEC初级作文

Busted 当场抓住！

4.Do an over texted message

传分手短信

You wanna break cups with me?你要跟我“摔杯子”？

Damn you auto-correct! 该死的自动更正！

5.Always mention your ex

总是提起你的前任

You like that? 你喜欢这吗？

Brandy did it better, but whatever. Brandy做得更好，不过，无所谓啦。

You know I never leaned how to tie a double knot. 你知道我从没学过系双结

Shoe noob。鞋带小白

6.Act like a five-year-old

表现得幼稚

Alright, I get the jokes. Stop it. 好吧，我听懂这个笑话了，不要再说了

I mean it! 我是认真的！

My name is Anthony. I'm a douche. 我叫Anthony，我是个白痴

Oh my God! I can't take this anymore! 哦我的天哪！我受够了！

Copy this, you son of bitch! 照做吧，你这混蛋

Suicide bonus。意想不到的收获。

7.Fake a pregnancy scare

制造怀孕的恐慌

The condom broke. 这避孕套破了。

Wait. We've never had sex. 等等，我们从没有过性行为

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