What is the weirdest reason teachers have heard for a student being absent?
老师听过的学生旷课最奇葩的理由是什么?
获得7.4k好评的回答@Anagha Manoharan:
Shall I nominate my earliest lie for this?
我能分享一下我第一个旷课理由吗?
Sleeping in classroom and getting caught for that, was my routine when I was 3–5 years old. Then one day I was on leave and the next day my teacher asked me for the reason. Then, with utter helplessness, I gave this excuse.
在教室睡觉被抓是我3-5岁时的常事。后来有一天我一天没上学,第二天老师问我原因。在超级无助的情况下,我编了这个理由。
Me: “I was sleeping Ma'am”.
我:“我在睡觉,老师。”
Teacher: “Sleeping for one whole day?”
老师:“睡一整天?”
Me: “Yes ma'am my mom never allows me to sleep at night. That's why I sleep often during class.”
我:“是的,老师,我妈妈从来不让我晚上睡觉,所以我才经常上课睡觉。”
Teacher: “But why would she not allow?”
老师:“你妈妈为什么不让你睡觉呢?”
Me: “We are preparing for the final exams”.
我:“我们在准备期末考试。”
My teacher called my mom up and said she almost believed in my lie because of the innocence she felt, until she heard a kindergarten kid was preparing sleeplessly for the final exams, that comes after 6 months.
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