什么样的求婚方式最糟糕?_BEC初级作文

什么样的求婚方式最糟糕?

4. The Funeral Proposal

葬礼上的求婚

Going to a funeral naturally makes you freak out about your future. You’re wondering if you’ve done anything worthwhile with your life besides that 9 minute keg stand junior year of college. But your mid-life crisis is no reason to reach out to last week’s one-night stand and ask them to marry you. Instead of putting yourself on the fast track for a divorce, ask out the hottest girl at the funeral, and pray like hell you’re not related.

参加葬礼一般都会让你对未来感到崩溃。你会反思人生，觉得自己除了在大三的时候玩游戏外，人生再也没啥有价值的事情了。不过中年危机并不能成为你的借口，让你向上周跟你一夜情的姑娘伸出魔掌让她们嫁给你。别自己搭上闪电离婚的快车，不如邀请葬礼上身材最火辣的姑娘跟你约会吧，而且最好祈祷你们没啥关系。

3. The Public Proposal

当众求婚

Deciding to get married is kind of a big deal. It’s up there with deciding what you should do for a living and what secret file name you should hide your porn under. So why put your girlfriend on the spot by popping the question in front of family and friends? Odds are she won’t want to say “let’s talk about this later” in front of everyone. Instead you’ll get an awkward silence while she contemplates the question followed by a half-assed yes.