后来,你们来到这所著名学府,在这儿浅尝了一两样爱好,但在大一过后就放弃了,因为你们找到了新爱好──打上数百轮《卡坦岛拓荒者》(Settlers of Catan)游戏,或是与人争辩《权力的游戏》(Game of Thrones)中史塔克(Stark)家的儿子哪个更帅气,直至深夜。
The keys of your $20, 000 Powell flute became rusted shut after it was put to use as a bong for the last two years. Your Wilson Pro H22 tennis racquet quickly became a drying rack for your underwear once you found out that the college tennis team was filled with power-hitting recruits from Estonia and the Ukraine who could knock a flash drive off the top of your head with a backhand.
你那管花了20,000美元的鲍威尔(Powell)长笛的吹孔已经生锈堵塞,因为它在前两年就一直被当作烟筒使用。当你发现校网球队满是来自爱沙尼亚和乌克兰的新生,他们击球强劲有力,能用一招反手抽击把你打得晕头转向时,你那副威尔逊(Wilson) Pro H22系列的球拍很快就变成了你晾晒内衣的架子。
So you relaxed into college life a well-deserved break after the exhausting race to get here. You've spent four years percolating in a warm stew of beer, gender studies and online pornography which led to the subject of your senior thesis, 'Jacobean Dramatic Tropes in Modern 'Massage Surprise' Videos.'
于是乎,你开始放松享受大学生活,在经历了那场把你送到这儿的让人筋疲力尽的竞争之后,休息一下理所应当。这四年时间你沉醉于令人兴奋的啤酒、性别研究以及网络色情图片──所以你毕业论文的题目就是《现代‘按摩惊喜’视频中詹姆斯一世时期的戏剧隐喻》(Jacobean Dramatic Tropes in Modern 'Massage Surprise' Videos)。
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