解析大荧幕：如何让出轨变得合理？_BEC初级作文

解析大荧幕：如何让出轨变得合理？

1. If you meet someone and fall in love, when you’re already stuck in a loveless marriage, then that’s fine because finding The One supersedes everything else (for this to work, you then have to stay with The One forever. If you part ways after 15 years then it doesn’t count. Sorry. (See: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt). Did they break up?

1. 如果你遇见某个人时已经身处一段没有爱的婚姻里，那么与 TA 陷入爱河是可以理解的。因为命中注定的真爱胜过一切（不过你必须在那之后与真爱永远在一起。不好意思，如果你们15年之后分手了那也不能算真爱。（参见：安吉丽娜·朱莉和布拉德·皮特。）他们分手了吗？

2. If your partner is mean or abusive, or unappreciative in anyway, then it’s ok to cheat, because you’re doing so in order to be rescued. This only counts for women, because everyone knows that men don’t need rescuing. (See: Titanic, although as Jack was also Rose’s One True Love, she gets a double cheating free pass for that one).

2. 如果你的伴侣是卑鄙的或者虐待你，又或者有其它让人不欣赏的地方，那么出轨是可以的。因为你这么做是为了被救赎。这只试用于女性，因为人人都知道男人不需要救赎。（参见：《泰坦尼克号》，尽管杰克是肉丝的真爱，但她的“出轨”可是无可厚非的。）

3. If you’re married to someone in a lunatic asylum/attic who is showing no signs of recovering from the unnamed mental illness that renders them either comatose or psychotic at all times. (see: Downton Abbey, Jane Eyre).