And we wish teleportation were real, and that it was eating brownies and not celery that burned more calories than those ingested, and that Lance Bass had been allowed to go to space. But what would the world be like if any of those things were true? We will never know!!! Just like we don’t know what it means to wish “we’d met a few years from now.” Why are you so convinced you’ll have your shit together by then? That seems overly optimistic.

我们也希望能瞬间移动，吃布朗宁的时候会消耗而非吸收更多的卡路里，兰斯·贝斯被允许进入太空。如果我们希望的都能实现，这个世界会变成什么模样？我们永远也不会知道！就好像我们永远不会知道“多希望我们早几年遇见” 意味着什么一样。你凭什么这么相信那时候我们也能在一起？这也太过于乐观了吧。

小编注：Lance Bass 美国男子团体“超级男孩” 成员，公开出柜。曾因接受宇航员训练而成为资讯头条，但最终没能获得足够赞助飞往太空。

10. “[Nothing]” / Ghosting

“一言不发”/消失

Ghosting, or completely disappearing on someone you’ve been dating for any length of time over a week, is completely gross and totally indefensible. It’s thoughtless, lazy, and cruel, and don’t let your self-excusing lizard brain tell you otherwise.

另一半玩消失或是彻底失踪一周以上真的让人觉得恼火且无法招架。这完全欠考虑、偷懒和残忍，也不让你能理智的分析思考。

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