8. White girls wearing a lot of makeup and trying to strike a badass pose, sometimes making what they think are gang symbols.

女孩化浓妆比手势的照片，其实都是黑帮手势

Analysis: They wish they were badass, or at least half Chicano, but they’re just ridiculous.

分析：想尽方法装酷，至少有那么点其卡诺人的酷劲，但只是显得可笑十足。

9. Persuasive proclamations of life being good: “I’m loving life right now.”

生活很美好之类的感人宣告：“我爱当下的生活。”

Analysis: Life is not good.

分析：日子过得不好才会这么说。

10. Persuasive proclamations about God. “I feel blessed to be alive on this glorious day, and I owe it all to God. Make God your only Savior and you will never be sad.”

对神的感人告白：“能活得这么好都是有您的庇佑，我的一切都归于上帝。若将上帝作为你唯一救星，永远不会悲伤。”

Analysis: Religious people need to spend more time in church and less time on Facebook.

分析：如果你信宗教就多花点时间去教堂，花少点时间在Facebook上。

11. Updates about how much they drink and how excited they are to be drinking: "LOL...it’s only 8:30 and look at us!! We’re already drunk!! LOL!"

喝了多少酒，喝了酒以后多么兴奋：“LOL……才8：30看看咱爷们！！爷们儿已经醉啦！！LOL!”

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