A Warm Embrace
Feel like you've been single and ready to mingle for so long, you're deserving of some kind of endurance award?
感觉自己一直就是只单身狗,时刻为交往而准备着,真该给你颁发耐力奖了!
Hey, you just might be. Below, 17 signs you have officially out-singled all other single people in the universe.
嘿!可能你就是个单身狗,以下17项标准可以证明你比世界上所有的单身狗更单身。
Your idea of a warm embrace looks a little something like this.
你觉得温暖的拥抱貌似只能这副样子了。
Jealousy
You're jealous of these hand-holding gummy bears.
这些牵手的小熊橡皮糖都能招来你的羡慕妒忌恨。
No Emergency Contact
Your emergency contact is depressing. Real depressing.
你的紧急联系人郁闷了,真的郁闷了。
Fake Girlfriend
You go to the trouble of staging selfies with your fake girlfriend.
只好麻烦假女友登台配合自己演一出戏。
Don't Even Try To Fake
You don't even go to the trouble of faking a girlfriend anymore.
就连给自己伪装一个女友的麻烦都省了。
Aged To Much
You've aged decades in the time it's taken to find The One. (Hey, at least you'll always have dear old dad.)
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