9件被忽略的日常小事会导致婚姻危机_BEC初级作文

9件被忽略的日常小事会导致婚姻危机

2. Farting in front of each other

2. 在对方面前放屁

You think I'm kidding? When you get the stage where you cut your toenails in front of him, can easily braid the hair on your legs, would need hedge-trimmers to clip through your public hair and think nothing of breaking wind loudly in front of him, you have long passed the comfortable stage. You've now reached the ‘roommate' stage. Romance only dies when you let it. You need to keep the mystery alive and one way to do that is by closing the bathroom door. Knowing everything about another person, including their bowel habits, is not healthy. Get some mystery back into your relationship, STAT.

你以为我在逗你？当你在他面前剪脚趾甲，当你给自己大腿间的阴毛整形，你可能还需要一些设备来修剪它们，你也从不在乎在他面前大声放屁，这些都说明你们的生活已经安逸太久了。你们现在进入了"室友模式"。浪漫总是在随性中丧失殆尽。你需要保持一些神秘感，比如关上洗手间的门。过于了解一个人，甚至包括他们排便的习惯，是有害的。还是给你们的关系多点神秘感吧。

3. Re-stacking a dishwasher after he's stacked it

3. 在他整理完碗碟后重新整理一遍

We know you have good intentions (and that you just want the job to be done right), but when you do this, you're undermining your husband. He'll interpret this behavior as you thinking he can't do anything or that everything always has to be your way. Also, if you continue to "re-do" all his attempts at housework, I assure you, he'll stop helping altogether.