— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2017
7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat.
婚姻就是一场电子游戏。开始很简单,慢慢的开始变难,渐渐地你就开始上瘾并最终发现作弊的奥秘。
— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2017
8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins.
婚姻犹如玩地产大亨游戏。刚开始挺有趣,慢慢的开始变得无聊,然后你突然发现有人从银行偷走了钱,这下谁也赢不了了。
— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2017
9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like.
如果你想知道婚姻是什么样子的,把你日常交通工具的导航声音开到最大你就知道了。
— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2017
10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options.
一段糟糕的婚姻犹如一个糟糕的工作。你很乐于有份工作但是你会不停的寻找其它选择。
— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2017
11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
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