2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
婚姻,犹如去餐馆吃饭。你点了你想要吃的,但当你看到旁边人点的菜后,你又想要他点的菜。
— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010
3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure.
婚姻犹如在游乐场排队等着玩。你花费了99%的时间在排队生气,而真正快乐消遣的时光只有1%。
— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2017
4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one.
婚姻犹如将你手机上所有的APP都删除而唯有一款是不能删的。
— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2017
5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
婚姻犹如玩桥牌。如果你没有好的队友,那就期待有手好牌吧。
— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2017
6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute.
婚姻犹如一场持续不停的智力拼图游戏,你费尽心思地想要拼好它,却发现所有的拼图分分钟不停的在变形状。
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