你准备好要孩子了吗？这张任务清单挑战试试_BEC初级作文

你准备好要孩子了吗？这张任务清单挑战试试

12点任务三：穿上你最得体的上装，在胸前撒点水，然后下午出门在外。每小时在上衣上加一滩浓稠的白色液体。每到餐点都让饭搭子朝你扔各色食物，最好是会留下污渍的那种。

Task 4. 1pm: Download an app that blares out hissing sounds and place it next to a dozing time bomb. Try to shower, dry your hair, go to the loo, cook a meal, clear up your house, get ready to go out and catch up on emails in the 23 seconds the time bomb stays silent.

下午1点任务四：下载一个会嘶嘶作响的应用，接着旁边设置瞌睡定时。试着赶在定时炸弹安静的23秒内完成淋浴、吹头发、去洗手间、做饭、打扫房间、做出门准备、看完邮件这一系列动作。

Task 5. 2pm: Walk to your nearest tube station whilst pushing two heavy suitcases full of necessities for the day, with your screaming octopus strapped to your front in a Baby Bjorn. Ideally do so on a rainy day, wearing an enormous raincoat that covers you and the carrier, but which makes the octopus ANGRY.

下午2点任务五：走到最近的地铁站去，手里推着两个装满生活日用品的行李箱，胸前Babybjorn（来自瑞典的专业婴儿用品品牌）背带上绑着你大叫不止的八爪鱼。最好是雨天这么来，穿上大雨衣，蒙住你和大箱子，但你的小八爪鱼会抓狂。

Task 6. 7pm: Put an alarm clock in a crib. Pat its snooze button for two hours from 7pm so it stays hush. Now have it go off every hour. Have your alarm clock finally settle down at 6.30, half an hour before your iPhone alarm will go off waking you for the day.