Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.

妈，别再把USB插口往墙头插座插啦。

5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it?”

5.“要是我给你一张健身房会员卡，你会用吗？”

6. “Do you need money?”

6.“你需要钱么？”

I do, and I completely hate myself for it.

要啊！真是好讨厌自己这一点。

7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?”

7.“你和你男/女朋友啥时候结婚？”

This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.

要是你的TA也在场，那画面就更美好了。

8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you?”

8.“听说你的微博很有趣，可以粉你吗？”

Sure, let me just delete everything on it.

当然可以，让我删掉所有东西先~

9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been?”

9.“最近工作/学习怎样啊？”

BRB（Be right back.）

我先拜了，马上回==

10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?”

10.“打算什么时候给我们生孙子孙女啊？”

If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.

妈你要是再问一次，我们马上开车掉头回家。

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