How to fuck up your entire day(or life)in 5 simple steps
五个会让你虚度人生的简单步骤:
Step1.Grab your dumb phone as soon as you wake up,before stretching and having a tall glass of water,and start looking at all the shit everyone else is doing in life to make themselves feel more important and posting it on their wall so this way you can start to feel insignificant when your postings aren’t as exciting as theirs.(I suggest Instagram or Facebook to start).
步骤1,在你醒来做伸展运动并且喝一大杯水之前,抓住你沉默的手机,看看其他人在做什么对于他们而言重要并且把它们写在社交网站上的事,如果你的目标并不如他们的让人振奋,那么你会觉得自己的目标不那么重要(我建议看一下Instagram或者Facebook)。关掉你的手机或者一天最多看两遍(这种网站)!通常来说,短信和消息并不是会话,它只是一种浪费时间的猜测游戏。如果你很重要的话,别人会打电话给你的。
Step2.Ask”why”.Stupid questions like “why am here”I will give you a hint...so you can die dumb-ass.Truth is no one but you asks why.Do something you have never done before,punch yourself in the face...as hard as you can...make your nose bleed...taste in the back of your throat.That is living and experiencing in the finest sense.If you have time to ask why ,you have time to punch yourself in the face.
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