Quora精选那些年粑粑麻麻说过的谎言_BEC初级作文

Quora精选那些年粑粑麻麻说过的谎言

My mother is creative when it comes to deceiving.

我妈妈要骗人的时候总是不按常理出牌。

'If you don't dry yourself properly after showering, your body hair is going to grow out making you look like a furry bear'

“如果你洗完澡后不擦干自己，你的体毛会一直长，让你看起来像一只毛茸茸的熊。”

She dropped this on a 4 year old me. The image of looking like a bear scared the living day lights out of me.

这是我四岁时她告诉我的。我每天都会想象自己看起来像只熊的样子，非常惊恐，觉得暗无天日。

Her concept was simple, the way you water plants and they grow, similarly you water your body and if you don't dry, your hair grows.

她的理论很简单，你给植物浇水，然后他们就会长大，你给身体浇水也一样，如果你不擦干，你的体毛就会长长。

Well played maa, well played!

干（sang）得（xin）漂（bing）亮（kuang），妈妈！

When I was little my Dad told me that pressing the button on the handbrake would make the car fly and that he only used it under duress as it was very very dangerous.

我还很小的时候，我爸爸告诉我，按一下手闸上的按钮，汽车就会飞起来，而他只会在情况非常非常危急时才会使用。

Back then I half knew he was teasing but now, when I am stuck in awful traffic, I gently graze the button and tell myself it's always there for me in case I need to deploy it as a very last resort.