老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸,又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。
(琵琶拨一下弦,以示紧张的情绪。)
老虎:(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
(先抚摩狐狸的头发,再打量狐狸的腿)
狐狸:(回过头去,表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来,非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?
老虎:(得意极了,做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.
狐狸:(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?
老虎:(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)
狐狸:(挥挥手,远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)
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