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阴差阳错

六、公元1682年，英国

6、 1682, England

我从飞行器上随手扔下去的一个烂苹果竟然砸到了人。哈哈！太有讽刺意味了，我的近视眼镜是两千度的，我的射击成绩向来在5环以下！那个倒霉蛋被我砸晕了，对不起，我并不知道他是伟大的伊萨克？牛顿。

I dropped a rotten apple from the aircraft and hit someone. Ha-ha! It's ironic that my nearsighted glasses are 2000 degrees, and my shooting performance is always below 5 rings! I'm sorry. I didn't know that he was a great Isaac? Newton.

七、公元1923年，德国

7、 1923, Germany

我参加了一次酒吧斗殴，打得真是稀里哗啦，劈里啪喳，过瘾之极。我拼着性命救出了一个小个子，他对我十分感激，我和他一起被捕入狱，他向我口述了自传，天哪！书名竟然叫《我的奋斗》。我确实不是有意救他的——这个臭名昭着的阿道夫？希特勒。

I took part in a bar fight. It was really a fight. It was very exciting. I saved a small man with my life. He was very grateful to me. I was arrested with him. He dictated his autobiography to me. My God! The title of the book is my struggle. I didn't mean to save him - this notorious Adolf? Hitler.