·男人生来就有罪,做事不能怕累,约会当然你付费,甜言蜜语要死背。每月薪水要上交,不要期望有回馈,什么错都是你的不对。祝万圣节快乐!
·鸡是用做下蛋的,牛是有活就干的,猫是挨家混饭的,羊是将来烤串的,狗是让人来惯的,你是等着出圈的。祝你万圣节快乐!
·万圣节之夜,我会去找你的,吓着你了吗?其实只想对你说--万圣节快乐!1031万圣节你准备好了吗?是不是有点怕怕的呢?一起过个快乐万圣节!
·祝万圣节的夜晚,大家过得失声尖叫起鸡皮,过得死人活人一起吓一跳,尽情狂欢,祝福你,祝福全世界人民,万圣节快乐啊!
·阿杰走过墓地,听到敲击声害怕。见到一个人摸墓碑,问:“你在干吗?那人说:“他们把我的墓碑刻错了。祝你万圣节快乐!
副标题#e#
· Festival came, what you waiting for, a mask, lit pumpkins, like a ghost wandering in the street, like it, joy will be yours, my ghost friends.
· Halloween, the devil knows what you're thinking, how, or ignore me, I never make mistakes, how you want me to make, have to install a ghost to frighten me, you will be happy.
· Halloween arrived, although the ghost festival, but I sincerely wish you to be as happy as a ghost, because you really live like a ghost, like the recent difficult day to relax about it.
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