2. Not Tying the Bag of Dog Shit
2. 不绑狗屎袋
This has been an ongoing family fight and one that I eventually lost when I decided to poll everyone I know about tying the dog shit bag. But apparently, you're a total jerk if you just toss it in the trash without tying. Even though I lost the fight, I continue not to tie it, probably as a "fuck you" to my accusers. Anyway, I am pretty sure I'm setting an example for my kids on how to be a total douche bag. I think I need to tie the bag.
这一直都是家庭的争论点之一,当我试图让我认识的所有人都绑狗屎袋时,我终于败下阵来。但很显然,如果你绑都不绑就把袋子扔进垃圾桶,那你完全就是个混蛋。即使我输了,我继续不绑狗屎袋,对于指责我的人来说也算是一种“去你的”暗示。无论如何,我敢肯定我为孩子们树立了一个混球的形象。我想我还是需要绑狗屎袋的。
3. Being Gross (Burping, Farting and Crap Jokes)
3. 行为粗俗(打嗝、放屁和讲烂俗的笑话)
I have burped at the dinner table and laughed my head off for a few seconds before realizing I'm a mom and I can't do that. Not to mention I turn around and get upset if a kid does it. Not cool. I have no problem with it for around a solid five minutes before it starts to get out of control, and then I try to stop it but it's too late. I know, I give out mixed messages about this stuff and it has to stop, or the kids may turn out to be a perpetual teenage boy like myself.
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