结婚第一年你将学到的那些事儿_公共英语阅读理解

结婚第一年你将学到的那些事儿

The first year of marriage is everything: good, bad, strange, boring, funny, sad, crazy, normal. I swear: It's everything! And you learn a lot. Here's the things you learn your first year of marriage:

结婚的第一年包含万象：好的、坏的、奇特的、无聊的、有趣的、悲伤的、疯狂的、正常的。我发誓：你会经历一切！你也会学到很多。下列就是结婚第一年你将学到的那些事儿：

结婚第一年你将学到的那些事儿1

1. It's weird to be called someone's wife.

1. 被别人称作老婆，是种奇怪的感觉。

It's also weird to call someone your husband (or your wife!). It's so weird, but also awesome! And yeah, did I mention weird?! You'll fill out paperwork and it'll ask if you're single or married and you'll start to circle single and then be all, "Ack! Can I get a new form?" It's weird!

称别人为老公（或老婆！）也很奇怪。特别奇怪，但又很棒！额，我是不是说过奇怪了？当你填写表格时，有一栏是单身或已婚，开始你会勾选单身，然后你会说“糟糕！能不能再给我一张？”真的太奇怪了！

2. You'll be your true grossest selves in front of each other.

2. 在对方面前，会展现最真实粗鲁的一面。

You're married and all bets are off. You're farting all over each other; you're peeing with the door open; he's shaving while you shower. She now knows that sometimes you don't shower for two days in a row and forget to brush your teeth. She likes you anyway. Ain't love grand!