情人节单身狗福利：看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩_时事

情人节单身狗福利：看那些秀恩爱的如何花式被甩

尽管不想承认，但一年一度的情人节又双叒叕到了。在满屏尽是秀恩爱的时候，小编愿做一股清流，在情人节这一天聊一聊网友的凄惨情事，给各位单身朋友一点安慰。

1. The cruelest catch.

最残忍的抓包

"My ex said he was busy doing stuff with his family, so I went out drinking with my single friends - and saw him in a bar I used to work at with another girl. I went in and bought a pint just to pour it all over him."

“我的前任说他和家人在一起，所以我跟一些单身朋友出去喝酒。结果我在曾经工作的酒吧看到他和别的女孩在一起。我走进去买了一品托的酒，然后全泼在了他身上。”

2. The rose ruse.

玫瑰‘陷阱’

"Received a bunch of roses and a teddy bear in the post on Valentine's Day. No idea who they were from. The next day, my ex messaged me, 'hope you enjoyed the day thinking that someone actually likes you. They were from me'. At least the roses were expensive and pretty."

“情人节那天，有人寄来一束鲜花和一只泰迪熊，我并不知道是谁送的。第二天，前任给我发来短信：‘希望你在情人节觉得还是有人爱你的。礼物是我送的。’起码玫瑰花很贵也很漂亮。”

3. The stopover.

顺路拜访

"My long-distance internet boyfriend of several years surprised me with a visit to my college dorm on February 13. It was the first time we met in person. We spent the day kissing and cuddling until I invited him to spend the night. Then he told me that he was actually just stopping through Illinois on his way to New York, where he was moving to live with his actual girlfriend."