00:00:00,000　　2　　00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000　　3　　00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:01,500　　《生活大爆炸》前情回顾　　Previously on The Big Bang Theory...　　4　　00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,930　　我和莱纳德　　沃罗威茨　　库萨帕里　　I am going to the Arctic Circle　　5　　00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:05,060　　要去北极圈　　with Leonard, Walowitz, and Koothrappali.　　6　　00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,120　　-去三个月　　-没错　　- For three months?　　- Yes.　　7　　00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,620　　你说会想我是什么意思　　What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me?　　8　　00:00:12,770 --> 00:00:14,760　　意思是我不想你走　　It means I wish you weren't going.　　9　　00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000　　[三个月后]　　10　　00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,500　　谢天谢地　　到家了　　Oh, thank God we're home.　　11　　00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:35,540　　难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月　　I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.　　12　　00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:37,050　　简直就是个噩梦　　It was like a snowy nightmare　　13　　00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:39,000　　梦里漫天飞雪　　而又无法醒来　　from which there was no awakening.　　14　　00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:42,900　　我不知道你们对北极考察的感想　　I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on,　　15　　00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:45,010　　我只觉得意犹未尽　　but I thought it was a hoot and a half.　　16　　00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,950　　你好　　妈妈　　Oh, hi, Mom.　　17　　00:00:49,530 --> 00:00:52,120　　不　　我说了　　到家了再打电话给你　　No, I told you I'd call you when I got home.　　18　　00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,300　　我还没到家呢　　I'm not home yet.　　19　　00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,480　　行了　　到家了　　All right, I'm home.　　20　　00:00:57,570 --> 00:01:00,300　　北极考察非常成功　　The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success.　　21　　00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,760　　说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖　　I'm all but certain there's a Nobel Prize in my future.　　22　　00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:04,080　　其实　　不应该这样说　　Actually, I shouldn't say that.　　23　　00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:05,850　　我完全确定能得　　I'm entirely certain.　　24　　00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:09,070　　不　　妈妈　　我感觉不到　　No, Mother, I could not feel　　25　　00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,480　　你的教会小组为我祈祷平安　　your church group praying for my safty.　　26　　00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:14,300　　就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效　　The fact that I'm home safe does not prove that it worked.　　27　　00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,180　　这个逻辑完全是个谬误　　The logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.　　28　　00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:22,200　　不　　我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴　　No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.　　29　　00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,320　　我去告诉佩妮我们回来了　　I'm gonna go let Penny know we're back.　　30　　00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,720　　妈妈　　我得挂了　　Mother, I have to go.　　31　　00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,940　　爱你　　拜　　Yeah, love you. Bye.　　32　　00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:31,540　　好啊　　老朋友　　Hello, old friend.　　33　　00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,390　　爹爹回来了　　Daddy's home.　　34　　00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:45,730　　莱纳德　　你回来啦　　Leonard, you're back.　　35　　00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,920　　对　　我过来跟你说...　　Yeah. I just stopped by to say-- hmph!　　36　　00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,060　　-嗨　　-嗨　　- Yeah. So, hi.　　- Hi.　　37　　00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:06,600　　妈的　　早知道我先来说我们回来了　　Damn it, I should have gone over and told her we were back.　　38　　00:02:12,030 --> 00:02:14,070　　就是　　先到先得嘛　　Yeah, it was first-come, first-serve.　　39　　00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:35,810　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第一集　　40　　00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,580　　先跟你们俩声明　　I just want you both to know,　　41　　00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,020　　等我发表我的发现时　　When I publish my findings,　　42　　00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:46,060　　我不会忘记你们的付出的　　I won't forget your contributions.　　43　　00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,420　　-太好了　　-谢谢　　- Great.　　- Thanks.　　44　　00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,590　　但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们　　Of course, I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech,　　45　　00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:52,330　　不过写传记时　　but when I get around to writing my memoirs,　　46　　00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,040　　我会在注脚上提到你们　　you can expect a very effusive footnote　　47　　00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,590　　或者给你们一本我签名的传记　　and perhaps a signed copy.　　48　　00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,850　　我们得告诉他　　We have to tell him.　　49　　00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,250　　告诉我什么　　Tell me what?　　50　　00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:03,380　　该死的瓦肯听力[星际迷航]　　Damn his Vulcan hearing.　　51　　00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:07,580　　你们打算给我办派对　　是吧　　You fellows are planning a party for me, aren't you?　　52　　00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:10,180　　谢尔顿　　坐　　Okay, Sheldon, sit down.　　53　　00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,340　　如果要搞主题派对的话　　先告诉你们　　If there's going to be a theme I should let you know　　54　　00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:16,140　　我不喜欢夏威夷式　　罗马式和"海底式"　　that I don't care for luau, toga or "under the sea."　　55　　00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,510　　我们会记在心里　　Yeah, we'll keep that in mind. Look...　　56　　00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:24,680　　我们想谈谈在北极发生的一些事　　We need to talk to you about something that happened at the North Pole.　　57　　00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:27,140　　如果是说没有暖气那晚的事　　If this is about the night the heat went out,　　58　　00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,470　　没什么好害臊的　　there's nothing to be embarrassed about.　　59　　00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,090　　不是那件事　　It's not about that.　　60　　00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:34,540　　我们说好不再提这个　　And we agreed never speak of it again.　　61　　00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:36,320　　不就是一起裸睡嘛　　So we slept together naked.　　62　　00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:42,180　　这只是以防体温骤降而已　　It was only to keep our core body temperatures from plummeting.　　63　　00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,790　　他还真说上了　　He's speaking about it.　　64　　00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,300　　对我觉得　　这可以促进我们的感情　　For me, it was a bonding moment.　　65　　00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,950　　谢尔顿　　你还记得开始几周　　Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks　　66　　00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:57,360　　我们在探测磁单极子　　We were looking for magnetic monopoles　　67　　00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,690　　结果一无所获　　And not finding anything and you were acting　　68　　00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,180　　你变成面目可憎的大JJ霸主吗　　like an obnoxious, giant dictator?　　69　　00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,240　　我以为要婉转点跟他说呢　　thought we were going to be gentle with him.　　70　　00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,540　　所以我才加了霸主　　That's why I added the "tator."　　71　　00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:13,600　　接着终于测出一些可用数据时　　And then when we finally got our first positive data,　　72　　00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,140　　你多高兴啊　　you were so happy.　　73　　00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:16,480　　是啊　　Oh, yes.　　74　　00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,660　　用表情字符表达就是：D[笑脸]　　In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital "D."　　75　　00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:28,910　　其实　　你的仪器侦测的数据　　Well, in actuality, what your equipment detected　　76　　00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:32,880　　不是范式转变单极子的证据　　wasn't so much evidence of paradigm-shifting monopoles　　77　　00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,830　　那是...　　as it was...　　78　　00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,410　　电动开罐刀具的静电　　static from the electric can opener　　79　　00:04:36,470 --> 00:04:38,090　　我们在不停开关　　we were turning on and off.　　80　　00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,130　　他的表情一下变成了：O[惊讶]　　He just went colon, capital "O."　　81　　00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:47,150　　你们篡改了我的实验　　You tampered with my experiment?　　82　　00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,330　　我们别无选择　　We had to.　　83　　00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,510　　只有这样　　It was the only way to keep you　　84　　00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:53,310　　你才不会变成狄更斯专家（混蛋JJ）　　from being such a huge Dickensian.　　85　　00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:57,110　　懂吗　　我加了专家　　You see that? I add the "ensian."　　86　　00:04:57,170 --> 00:04:58,880　　莱纳德知道吗　　Did Leonard know abouthis?　　87　　00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,750　　他是我最好的朋友　　Leonard's my best friend in the world.　　88　　00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,950　　他肯定不知道　　Surely Leonard didn't know.　　89　　00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,270　　其实　　这是他的主意　　Actually, it was his idea.　　90　　00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:06,100　　当然是莱纳德　　试验计划是他制定的　　Of course it was. The whole plan weeks of Leonard.　　91　　00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,260　　-我好想你　　-我也好想你　　- I missed you so much.　　- I missed you, too　　92　　00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:11,520　　你不在　　我都没想其他人　　I couldn't even think of anyone else while you were gone.　　93　　00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:14,000　　我也是　　Me, neither.　　94　　00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,000　　除了没有暖气那晚　　Except for one night when the heat went out.　　95　　00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:19,480　　说来话长　　别问了　　Long story. It's... Don't ask.　　96　　00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:25,380　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　97　　00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:30,160　　别出声　　Do not make a sound.　　98　　00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,430　　你在低声说"别出声"　　Whispering, "Do not make a sound..."　　99　　00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,730　　就出声了　　...is a sound.　　100　　00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:40,160　　该死的瓦肯听力　　Damn his Vulcan hearing.　　101　　00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:41,910　　现在没空　　谢尔顿　　Not a good time, Sheldon.　　102　　00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:44,970　　佩妮　　Penny.　　103　　00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,810　　佩妮　　佩妮　　Penny. Penny.　　104　　00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:47,900　　啊　　真是要命　　Oh, this is ridicules.　　105　　00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:50,710　　干嘛　　What?　　106　　00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:51,900　　你好　　佩妮　　Hello, Penny　　107　　00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,540　　我明白你现在正完全被　　I realize you're currently at the mercy　　108　　00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:54,860　　最原始的野性冲动所控制　　of your primitive biological urges,　　109　　00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:56,370　　可是 反正你这辈子还会有　　but as you have an entire lifetime　　110　　00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,470　　无数错误的决定　　我能不能打断这一个?　　of poor decisions ahead of you, may I interrupt this one?　　111　　00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:02,500　　我也很高兴见到你　　请进　　It's great to see you too. Come on in.　　112　　00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:07,610　　沃罗威茨刚告诉我你的那个大骗局　　Wolowitz has informed me of your grand deception.　　113　　00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,420　　你有没有什么要解释的　　Do you have anything to say for yourself?　　114　　00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,850　　是的　　我对此觉得十分难过　　Yes, I feel terrible about it.　　115　　00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,280　　我绝不能原谅我自己　　我也不准备你会　　I will never forgive myself, I don't expect you to, either,　　116　　00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:17,510　　我想你应该让我留在这儿跟佩妮　　and I would really appreciate it if you would leave me with Penny　　117　　00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:21,220　　做一下自我检查和深刻忏悔　　for a session of self-criticism and repentance.　　118　　00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:25,710　　啊　　你们能不能告诉我究竟是怎么回事儿　　Okay, can someone please tell me what's going on here?　　119　　00:06:25,790 --> 00:06:28,270　　事情是　　他们让我以为　　What's going on is I was lead to believe　　120　　00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:30,390　　我在科学研究上有了惊天动地的大发现　　I was making groundbreaking strides in science,　　121　　00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,800　　而事实上　　我记录的数据是错的　　when in fact, I was being fed　　122　　00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:34,640　　是沃罗威茨和库萨帕里　　false data at the hands of Wolowitz, Koothrappali　　123　　00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:37,250　　还有你这个小毛毛孩儿做出来的　　and your furry little boy toy.　　124　　00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:39,950　　真的吗　　Is that true?　　125　　00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:42,600　　只有这样才能让他高兴啊　　It was the only way to make him happy.　　126　　00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,090　　可是你干嘛非要让他高兴呢　　Well, why'd you have to make him happy?　　127　　00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,620　　因为他不高兴的时候　　我们都想杀了他　　Because when he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him.　　128　　00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:51,060　　我们甚至有过计划　　There was even a plan.　　129　　00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:53,350　　我们打算把他的炉子扔到外头　　We were going to throw his kindle outside,　　130　　00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,060　　等他出去捡的时候　　把门锁上　　and when he went to get it, lock the door　　131　　00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,750　　冻死他　　and let him freeze to death.　　132　　00:06:56,820 --> 00:07:00,450　　这听起来有点过分吧　　That seems like a bit of an overreaction.　　133　　00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:03,010　　这不是　　过分的计划是把你四肢绑到　　No, the overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs　　134　　00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,270　　四队雪撬狗上　　然后大喊"驾"　　to four different sled dog teams and yell, "Mush."　　135　　00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:09,730　　听者　　我们保存了原始数据　　Look, we kept the original data.　　136　　00:07:09,810 --> 00:07:12,240　　你还是可以发表你的结果　　You can still publish the actual results.　　137　　00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,120　　但是本来的结果失败了啊　　Yes, but the actual results are unsuccessful　　138　　00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,150　　而我已经给大学里所有人发了电邮　　and I've already sent an e-mail to everyone at the university　　139　　00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,870　　告诉他们我证实了弦理论　　explaining that I have confirmed string theory　　140　　00:07:19,940 --> 00:07: 22,360　　并且永远地改变了人类对宇宙的认识　　and forever changed man's understanding of the universe.　　141　　00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:24,950　　啊　　真是　　唉　　你也许不该这么做的　　Aw, see, yeah, you probably shouldn't have done that.　　142　　00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:29,360　　那就再写一封　　告诉他们真相　　So write another e-mail. Set the record straight.　　143　　00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:30,570　　没什么大不了的　　It's no big deal.　　144　　00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,720　　你说得对　　莱纳德　　You're right, Leonard.　　145　　00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,190　　没什么大不了的　　It's not a big deal.　　146　　00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:38,170　　你不过是欺骗了我　　摧毁了我的梦想　　All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream　　147　　00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:40,960　　并且在全校人面前羞辱了我　　and humiliate me in front of the whole university.　　148　　00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:46,030　　这个　　告诉你　　是讽刺　　That, FYI, was sarcasm.　　149　　00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:50,060　　事实上　　我相信这是很大很大的事情　　I, in fact, believe it is a big deal.　　150　　00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,540　　哦　　多可怜啊　　Oh, the poor thing.　　151　　00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,060　　是啊　　我很难过　　Yeah, I feel terrible.　　152　　00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,900　　等等　　你不去跟他谈谈吗　　Wait wait, aren't you going to go talk to him?　　153　　00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,270　　什么　　呃　　他没事的　　What? Uh, he'll be fine.　　154　　00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,070　　那家伙很坚强的　　过来么　　The guy's a trooper. Come here.　　155　　00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:03,160　　你说的对　　你是不该跟他谈　　No, you're right-- you shouldn't talk to him.　　156　　00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:04,780　　该我来　　I will.　　157　　00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,290　　天哪　　我怎么就没一点好运呢　　Man, I cannot catch a break.　　158　　00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,100　　想聊聊吗　　Do you want to talk?　　159　　00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:20,820　　聊什么　　About what?　　160　　00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:22,990　　聊我是怎么被朋友欺骗的吗　　Being betrayed by my friends?　　161　　00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:26,380　　毫无意义地在北极呆了三个月　　Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing?　　162　　00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:29,390　　我连动漫展都没去成　　And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con!　　163　　00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,830　　哦　　亲爱...　　Oh, hon...　　164　　00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,380　　嗯　　Uh...　　165　　00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:43,880　　软软的猫猫　　温温的猫猫...　　Soft kitty, warm kitty...　　166　　00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,790　　那是我生病时候唱的　　伤心不是生病　　That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.　　167　　00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,140　　对不起　　Oh. Sorry.　　168　　00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:49,460　　我不知道你伤心的歌啊　　I don't know your sad song.　　169　　00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,900　　我没有伤心的歌　　我又不是小孩儿　　I don't have a sad song. I'm not a child.　　170　　00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:57,080　　你知道么　　我其实理解你的心情　　Well, you know, I do understand what you're going through.　　171　　00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,350　　真的吗　　Really?　　172　　00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,480　　你刚刚被人抢走了服务员的　　Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing　　173　　00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:02,200　　诺贝尔奖吗　　stolen from you?　　174　　00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:05,940　　没有　　不过我高三的时候　　Well, no, but when I was a senior in high school,　　175　　00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,330　　我的一个朋友听说　　one of my friends heard　　176　　00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:09,320　　我会被选为啦啦队的队长　　I was going to be named head cheerleader.　　177　　00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:10,970　　哦　　我那个高兴啊　　Oh, I was so excited.　　178　　00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,670　　我妈甚至给我烤了一个庆祝馅饼　　My mom even made me a celebration pie.　　179　　00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:16,660　　结果他们把队长给了那个笨透了的瓦丽瑞·马斯巴赫　　Then they named stupid Valerie Mosbacher head cheerleader.　　180　　00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,200　　那个贱货　　Big old slutbag.　　181　　00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,390　　你是说　　Are you saying　　182　　00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,760　　你认为"庆祝馅饼"　　that you think a "celebtion pie"　　183　　00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,990　　能跟诺贝尔奖相提并论吗　　is even remotely comparable to a Nobel Prize?　　184　　00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:30,630　　嗯　　那馅饼很好吃呢　　Well, they're pretty tasty.　　185　　00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:34,320　　还有一个不同的　　但并非完全无关的事情　　And on a different, but not unrelated topic,　　186　　00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:37,200　　就看你现在对我的鼓励方式　　based on your current efforts to buoy my spirits,　　187　　00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,570　　你难道真相信你能胜任　　do you truly believe that you were ever fit　　188　　00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,770　　给运动员加油的工作吗　　to be a cheer leader?　　189　　00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:48,810　　听着　　谢尔顿　　我只是不认为　　Look, Sheldon, I just don't think　　190　　00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,140　　莱纳德他们真想伤害你　　that the guys and Leonard really meant to hurt you.　　191　　00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:53,460　　你明白吗　　他们只是为了摆脱困境　　You know? They just told an unfortunate lie　　192　　00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,520　　而撒了个很糟的谎　　to deal with a difficult situation.　　193　　00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:57,110　　好吧　　你知道是什么样吗　　Okay, you know what it's like?　　194　　00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,560　　记得那个新的《星际迷航》电影里　　Remember that scene in the new Star Trek movie　　195　　00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,530　　柯克要占领飞船　　when Kirk has to take over the ship,　　196　　00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:02,700　　他就对史波克说了很多谎　　so he tells Spock all that stuff he knew wasn't true,　　197　　00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,290　　比如说史波克不在乎他妈妈的死之类的　　like saying Spock didn't care his mom died?　　198　　00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:08,950　　我错过了动漫展　　连新的《星际迷航》电影也错过啦　　I missed Comic- Con and the new Star Trek movie!　　199　　00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,910　　我喜欢你的新造型　　I like the new look.　　200　　00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,960　　谢谢　　Thanks.　　201　　00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,760　　我称之为"克鲁尼" [著名演员]　　I call it "the Clooney."　　202　　00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,200　　我称之为"玛丽和路易" [超级玛丽游戏系列]　　不过无所谓　　I call it "the Mario and Luigi but whatever.　　203　　00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:29,440　　嘿 谢尔顿怎么样了　　Hey, how's sheldon doing?　　204　　00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,280　　他早上从他房间出来时　　Well, he came out of his room this morning　　205　　00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,730　　带着黑武士头盔　　wearing his Darth Vader helmet and　　206　　00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:34,770　　想用“能量”砍死我　　trying to chop me to death with the "force"　　207　　00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:36,870　　所以我觉得他好点了　　so I would say "a little better."　　208　　00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,310　　请原谅我突然改变我们的话题　　If I may abruptly change the subject,　　209　　00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:41,480　　你最终有没有跟佩妮那样　　did you and Penny finally... you know.　　210　　00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,300　　-霍华德 -我本人是不关心　　- Howard... - Personally, I don't care,　　211　　00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,550　　但是我的小弟弟叫我问你　　but my genitals wanted me to ask.　　212　　00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,940　　告诉你的小弟弟　　Well tell your genitals　　213　　00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,970　　我跟佩妮的进展不关他的事　　what I do with Penny is none of their business.　　214　　00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,910　　他说他们没发生那种事　　He says they didn't do it.　　215　　00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,250　　谢尔顿 这边　　Sheldon, over here.　　216　　00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:11,700　　你在做什么　　What are you doing?　　217　　00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,750　　他让我感到难受　　well, I feel bad for the guy.　　218　　00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,000　　谢尔顿 你为什么单独坐在那里　　Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?　　219　　00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,680　　因为我没有朋友　　Because I am without friends.　　220　　00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:25,280　　我就像德国童谣唱的奶酪一样　　独自生存　　Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone.　　221　　00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,210　　[德语]独自就座　　Evenhile seated.　　222　　00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,970　　拜托 我们向你道歉了　　Come on. We said we we sorry.　　223　　00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,900　　你的一句"我很抱歉"　　It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry"　　224　　00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,030　　和从佩妮店里面买的道歉馅饼　　and a store-bought apology pie from Penny　　225　　00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:35,980　　都不能抵消你们对我犯下的罪行　　to make up for what you've done to me.　　226　　00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,020　　嘿 库珀　　Hey, Cooper.　　227　　00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,710　　我看到了你发的收回信　　Read your retraction email.　　228　　00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,130　　这下你的名誉可毁了　　Way to destroy your reputation.　　229　　00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,990　　看到了吧　　You see?　　230　　00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,610　　整个早上人们一直指指点点嘲笑我　　People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.　　231　　00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,060　　不光是今天早上　　That's not true.　　232　　00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,960　　人们一直都在指指点点嘲笑你　　People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.　　233　　00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,860　　好了 我受够了　　All right, I've had enough.　　234　　00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:53,270　　各位请注意　　Attention, everyone.　　235　　00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,100　　我是谢尔顿·库珀博士　　I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.　　236　　00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,460　　正如你们中的许多来自物理系的人所知　　As many of you in the physics department might know,　　237　　00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,420　　我的事业轨迹出现了小小的曲折　　my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.　　238　　00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,140　　坠下了悬崖　　Off a cliff.　　239　　00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,780　　我的名誉多少受到了点损坏　　My credibility may have been damaged　　240　　00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,040　　彻底损坏了　　Completely wrecked.　　241　　00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,900　　但是我想提醒各位的是　　But I would like to remind you that in science,　　242　　00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,580　　在科学领域不存在失败　　there's no such thing as failure.　　243　　00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,990　　曾有一个人因为　　There once was a man who was referred to his prediction　　244　　00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:18,170　　他对一个宇宙常数的预测而被称为他事业中的最大错误　　of a cosmological constant as the single "biggest blunder"　　245　　00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,280　　这个人的名字就是　　of his career. That man's name was--　　246　　00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,030　　你们猜　　你们猜　　surprise, surprise--　　247　　00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,320　　爱因斯坦　　Albert Einstein.　　248　　00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,270　　但是暗能量的研究　　Yeah, but research into Dark Energy　　249　　00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,250　　证明爱因斯坦的宇宙常数　　proved that Einstein's cosmological constant　　250　　00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,450　　是一直正确的　　所以你仍然是一个　　was actually right all along, so you're still--　　251　　00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:34,810　　你们猜　　你们猜　　surprise, surprise--　　252　　00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,130　　失败者　　a loser.　　253　　00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,350　　哦　　你以为你很聪明　　Oh, you think you're so clever.　　254　　00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,690　　但是　　让我来告诉你　　Well, let me just tell you,　　255　　00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,610　　虽然我现在想不出尖刻的话来反驳你　　while I do not currently have a scathing retort,　　256　　00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:45,940　　但我想到之后会发邮件给你的　　you check your e-mail periodically for a doozy.　　257　　00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:53,180　　我们和谢尔顿的友谊算是完了　　So much for our friendship with Sheldon.　　258　　00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,260　　不过暖气停了的那晚将会一直留在我们的记忆中　　Well, we always have the night the heat went out.　　259　　00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,680　　-嗨 -嘿　　- Hi.　　- Hey.　　260　　00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,280　　以为我们昨天晚上被打断了　　Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night,　　261　　00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,320　　我没找到机会给你这个　　I didn't have a chance to give you this.　　262　　00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,890　　哦　　莱纳德　　你不用这样的　　Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have.　　263　　00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,560　　哦　　天哪　　Oh, boy!　　264　　00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,760　　这是什么　　What is it?　　265　　00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,690　　一片雪花　　It's a snowflake.　　266　　00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,120　　北极的雪花　　From the North Pole.　　267　　00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,220　　真的吗　　Are you serious?　　268　　00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,390　　是啊　　Uh-huh.　　269　　00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,520　　永不变质的　　It'll last forever.　　270　　00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,820　　我把它保存在纯净的 聚乙烯醇缩醛树脂里了　　I preserved　　in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.　　271　　00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,720　　天哪　　Oh, my God.　　272　　00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,860　　这是我听到但没能理解的话中　　That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me　　273　　00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,420　　最浪漫的一句　　that I didn't understand.　　274　　00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,720　　其实这个过程挺简单的　　It's actually a pretty simple process.　　275　　00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,760　　氰基丙烯酸酯这种单质会聚合于　　You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on--　　276　　00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,260　　红色警报　　莱纳德　　谢尔顿跑了　　Red alert, Leonard. Sheldon ran away.　　277　　00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,090　　天　　我就不能走运一回　　Man, I cannot catch a break.　　278　　00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,120　　你怎么知道他跑了　　So, how do you know he ran way?　　279　　00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:01,190　　他不接电话　　Well, he's not answering his phone,　　280　　00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,390　　向学校提交了辞职报告　　he handed in his resignation at the university　　281　　00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,320　　他还发短信给我说　　“我跑了”　　and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."　　282　　00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,360　　好吧　　谢谢你告诉我　　Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.　　283　　00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:10,520　　莱纳德　　你不要做点什么吗　　Well, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?　　284　　00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:13,490　　当然要做了　　Of course I'm going to do something.　　285　　00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,690　　霍华德　　你去漫画书店看看　　Uh, Howard, you check the comic book　　286　　00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,260　　拉杰去泰国饭馆看看　　Raj, go to the Thai restaurant.　　287　　00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,590　　我跟佩妮呆在她家里　　I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.　　288　　00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,790　　我靠　　Oh, damn it　　289　　00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:23,790　　是谢尔顿他妈　　It's Sheldon's mother.　　290　　00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,360　　我算是走不了运了　　A break cannot be caught.　　291　　00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,860　　你好　　库珀夫人　　Hi, Mrs. Cooper.　　292　　00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,760　　是嘛　　he is?　　293　　00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,360　　谢尔顿回得克萨斯州的家了　　Sheldon went home to Texas　　294　　00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,830　　是的　　我知道他辞职了　　Yeah, no, I know he resigned.　　295　　00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,590　　是的　　我想是我们的错　　Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.　　296　　00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:43,690　　不不不　　你是对的 是要有人跟他谈谈　　No, no, no. You-you're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.　　297　　00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,120　　别担心　　我会处理的　　Don't worry, I'll take care of it.　　298　　00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,490　　好的　　好吧　　Yeah. All right.　　299　　00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,190　　新计划　　New plan.　　300　　00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,590　　霍华德　　你和拉杰特去得克萨斯　　Howard, you and Raj go to Texas.　　301　　00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,560　　我跟佩妮呆在她家里　　I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.　　302　　00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,930　　你不跟他们一起去吗　　Well, you're not gonna go with them?　　303　　00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,460　　我刚刚送给你雪花　　Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake　　304　　00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,830　　我们正在接吻　　and we were kissing and...　　305　　00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,070　　拜托　　我可不想这时候去得克萨斯　　Oh, come on, I don't want to go to Texas!　　306　　00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,680　　你以为我想去　　Oh, right, and I do?　　307　　00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,610　　我们犹太人已经穿越了一次沙漠了 [圣经故事]　　My people already crossed a desert once.　　308　　00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,010　　我们不再干了　　We're done.　　309　　00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,880　　相信我　　你会没事的　　再见　　Trust me, you'll be fine. See ya.　　310　　00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,650　　等一下　　莱纳德　　Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on,　　311　　00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,150　　你怎么能不去呢　　他是你最好的朋友　　how can you not go? He's your best friend.　　312　　00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,860　　没错　　但他的裸体我已经看过了　　Yeah, but I already saw him naked.　　313　　00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:23,280　　我保证我会等着你回来　　I promise I will be he when you get back.　　314　　00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,690　　放心去帮谢尔顿吧　　Just go help Sheldon.　　315　　00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,370　　真的　　Really?　　316　　00:15:26,370 --> 00:15:29,480　　是啊　　我们已经等了几个月了 再等几天又有何妨　　Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.　　317　　00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,980　　你也许能等　　Maybe you can.　　318　　00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,280　　快去　　Go.　　319　　00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,960　　天" type="audio/mpeg" />-->