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"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."

“大家都说我们需要更多空闲的时间。现在，他们又抱怨自己没工作。” "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"

“你们大部分人都是海盗的后代吧？” "You're too fat to be an astronaut."

“你太胖了，当不了宇航员。” "I wish he'd turn the microphone off."

“我真希望他把麦克风给关了。” "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?"

“你今天早上骑着那玩意儿过来的时候一路撞倒了多少人？” "Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?"

“你是在问我女王是不是快死了吗？” "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."

“当一个男人为他的妻子开车门的时候，要不这是辆新车，要不这妻子是新婚的。” "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

“如果一个东西，有四条腿但不是椅子，有一对翅膀、能飞、但不是飞机，能游泳但不是潜艇，那么广东人就会把这东西给吃了。”

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