5. I once got so drunk I cried hysterically because my parakeet had to live his life without hands.
有一次我醉的很厉害,哭得歇斯底里,因为我的长尾小鹦鹉一辈子都没长过胳膊。
6. Got so drunk my friend let me stay over for the night. Woke up on the floor of their living roomwith my friends 8 year old son lining up action figures around my body saying”don’t wake the gaint! Tie him down!”
有一次我醉得很厉害,我的朋友收留我在他家过夜。我醒来时自己躺在他们家的地板上。我朋友8岁的儿子把玩具兵围绕在我周围 , 喊着“别吵醒巨人!捆住!放倒!”
7. One night I got so drunk at the bar that I stole a girl’s birthday crown off her head, went to another bar, and made eveyone there buy me birthday drinks.
有天晚上我在酒吧里喝得醉醺醺的,我偷走了一个女孩头上的生日帽,去了另一个酒吧,告诉酒吧里所有的人今天是我的生日,让他们请我喝酒。
9. I once left a party to walk home and woke up behind a strangers sofa cuddling a full grown German Shepherd.
有次我参加聚会后以为自己回到了家。一觉醒来才发现自己躺在陌生人家的沙发背后,还抱着一只成年的德国牧羊犬。
10. I was super drunk at a bar once and walked into the bathroom. When I turned I bumped into someone and said”oh my gosh I’m so sorry”. Took me 5 minutes to realize that the “person” I bumped into wasmy reflection in the mirror.
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