Brian我真为你难过,有一天他会明白的。
2.My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
我妻子说我毫无方向感,为此她非常生气。所以我收拾好自己的行李就向右走了。
网友评论:
I love this one.
好喜欢这个笑话
3.DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
爸爸:我进城的路上一直在听收音机,听说有个女明星刚刚自杀了。
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
哦天呐!是谁呀?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
呃,我不记得了……我记得好像叫Reese什么什么吧
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
妈妈: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife……
爸爸:不,好像是用一把刀
网友评论:
Groan - nice one!
大笑不止——这个笑话真不错!
(注: WITHERSPOON与with a spoon谐音)
4.Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
你知不知道,第一份法国薯条其实不是在法国诞生的?它们是在希腊诞生的。
网友评论:
This was so stupid that i actually laughed out loud.
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