你愿意当吸血鬼还是僵尸？牛津这道入学试题该怎么答？_公共英语阅读理解

你愿意当吸血鬼还是僵尸？牛津这道入学试题该怎么答？

那么究竟是当吸血鬼好，还是做僵尸更强呢？两者之间究竟该怎么选？我们来看看英国各界的评论：

Martin Bellam, the Guardian's senior cultural correspondent, joked about the benefits of vampires: Have you ever seen an ugly vampire? It's not clear whether fashionistas are the only ones who become vampires or whether being a vampire makes you fashionable, but vampires look cool anyway. One of the drawbacks of being a vampire, he says, is that being immortal sounds fun, but it's not fun until you watch all your loved ones grow old and die in front of you. Of course, unless you make them all vampires, they can be with you forever and ever, and that puts a lot of pressure on you to choose who you want to establish such a permanent relationship with.

《卫报》文化事务高级记者马丁·贝拉姆调侃吸血鬼的优势：“你见过样貌丑陋的吸血鬼吗？不清楚到底是只有时尚人士才变成吸血鬼呢还是当了吸血鬼就让你很时尚，但总而言之，吸血鬼看着都很酷。”他还表示，吸血鬼当然也有不好之处，其中之一便是长生不老。听着很好玩，但你要看着所有心爱的人都在你面前变老死去，你会发现这一点都不好玩。当然啦，除非你让他们都变成吸血鬼，可以永永远远地陪着你。不过，这就意味着你要决定谁可以永久陪伴你，这个压力有点大。

As for zombies, Bellam wrote: Vampires are solitary, but zombies are packed, so it's a better choice, and Zombies feed on their brains, which are completely delicious and healthy, an important Omega 3 fatty acid full of DHA. Of course, when zombies have the disadvantage of never being sexy and always emit a rotten, rotten meat smell, it's usually considered disgusting.