Is he an early adopter? Has he already besmirched the screen of an iPad with his mucky paws? Then it's time to buy him this beautiful faux-leather case. It even folds over the back so he can use it as a stand.

你老爸很时尚吗？不过当心，Ipad的屏幕是很容易被弄脏的。给他买一个人造革ipad包包吧，还能向后折叠，充当一个摆放架。

No, your eyes do not deceive you: it really is a Swiss Army knife that is also a USB memory stick. It is a proven fact that every dad in the world owns at least two Swiss Army knives, one giant one that sits at home and is never used, and one little one that hangs on his keyring. Geek dads also get very excited about data storage. This might be the most dad present in history.

没错，这是瑞士军刀，也是一个小U盘。每个爸爸都有两套瑞士军刀，一个大的放在家里从来不用，一个小的吊在钥匙圈上随身携带，同时，喜欢玩科技的老爸也对数据储存很有兴趣，所以这个军刀系的U盘就是一份相当完美的礼物啦。

Yes, it looks like it's meant to do colonoscopies.But it has two main advantages: one, it is USB-compatible; and two, it has a magnetic attachment which lets you retrieve lost things you've spotted down the plughole. External use only, guys, we don't want you ending up in A&E with an awkward story to tell.

这个东西看上去像医院里用来做结肠镜检查的工具。它有两个独特的用途：它的末端是一个小照相机，还能通过USB接口连接到电脑上；另外它还带有磁性，能随时把掉在地上的东西“粘”起来。不过，这个装置只能外用，千万别一时冲动，最后不得不去急诊室跟医生解释你所做的囧事。

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