I was listening to this CD while getting ready for class:
我准备去上课时正在听这张CD:
Next thing I know my roommate's wife is pounding on my bedroom door yelling “Help the cat is on fire and hiding under my bed”. My first thought was that she had heard what I was listening to and was joking but she was serious.
紧接着室友的妻子使劲拍我卧室门喊着“快来帮忙,猫着火了,正躲在床底下。”我的第一个想法是她听到我听的歌了是在开玩笑,可她却是认真的。
She had had a scented candle burning on the coffee table while she watched a movie and the cat had walked over it, setting his fur on fire. She had slapped him to put out the fire and he ran and hid under the bed still smoking. I crawled under and checked the fire was out but ended up leaving him there once I was sure he was OK. He had all his claws dug into the carpet, dead center under the queen sized bed.
她的咖啡桌上有一支点燃的有香味的蜡烛,她正在看电影,猫从蜡烛旁边走过时毛被点着了。她拍猫的毛想把火扑灭,猫就跑到床底下躲了起来,身上还冒着烟。我趴在床下检查火是否灭了,最后确认它没事,可它还是待在床下不出来。它的爪子挠进了地毯里,在双人床下面中间像死了一样。
The cat had thick enough fur he was unharmed even though the fur on his belly was frizzy and burned to little more than stubble. The whole apartment stunk of burnt hair for a week.
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