2. "Have you tried online dating?"
“你试过网恋吗?”
Online dating? What is this new fangledthing you speak of? (Of course we're online dating!)
网恋?你是在说什么新发明新创造吗?(这不是废话嘛!我当然正在网上找啦。)
3. "It'll happen when you least expect it."
“你不想找的时候,真命天子/女就会出现了。”
The problem is, if you're single and actively looking, then you're always kind of expecting it.
但问题是,如果你正单身而且有意结束单身,你很难不期待这种事。
4. "Oh my god, can I wing for you? I am such a good wingman."
“我的天哪,我帮你怎么样?我最擅长帮人牵线了。”
If you're single for long enough, you become sort of a toy, a pet project for your coupled up friends. They like to parade you out to bars and insist on wingingfor you, which is really just a way for them to vicariouslyexperience the "thrill" of picking someone up at a bar. The problem is that for them, it's all about the hunt, and not at all about finding someone with whom you would actually be compatiblein the long term (or even just in daylight). The end result is usually a huffyride home ("But I set it up perfectly for you! He was so into you! He was not that bad!") followed by the inevitable conclusion that you are single because you're picky and obviously imperviousto even the most nuancedand skillful winging.
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