Me: "Yes, Oprah. My clients pay me thousands of dollars to tell them they're successful. Many of them have no clue. Just the other day, I told Julia Roberts that she's a success. She was so excited, she gave me her Oscar."

我：对，奥普拉。我的客户付给我几千美元，要我告诉他们，他们是成功者。他们中许多人对于自己是否成功一无所知。就在前几天，我告诉茱莉亚·罗伯茨说，她是一个成功者。她兴奋得不得了，把她的奥斯卡小金人送给了我。

Oprah: "Well, let's talk about other celebrities. What about Howard Stern, the radio shock jock who has offended many people with his ethnic and religious jokes? Is he a success?"

奥普拉：好了，我们谈谈别的名人吧。霍华德·斯特恩，另类的电台主持，他因为拿种族和宗教开玩笑而得罪了不少人，他是一个成功者吗？

Me: "Yes, of course he's a success."

我：是的，他当然是一个成功者。

Oprah: "What do you mean? Don't you think he's an idiot?"

奥普拉：什么意思？难道你不认为他是一个白痴吗？

Me: "Ye but he's a successful idiot."

我：没错，但他是一个成功的白痴。

Oprah: "Please explain that to our audience. I can see a few confused faces."

奥普拉：能给观众解释一下原因吗？我看到有些观众很困惑。

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