2. “I want to punch that baby.”
2、“我想揍那个小婴儿。”
When it’s just screaming endlessly, and no one’s doing anything about it, and you’re just trying to enjoy your meal, and you know that your rage would be much better directed to the spineless parent who is allowing this to carry on, but you just can’t even think about them with the screaming in your ear — sometimes you just want to punch the baby. It is ruining your day, and being such an asshole, and even if you spend 99 percent of your time being a Mary Poppins figure who hands out dandelions to round-cheeked toddlers and whistling showtunes, you are not immune to the baby-punching. Just one swift uppercut to the face and they’d be quiet for a while, and you could finish your meal in peace. We are all terrible.
如果他不停歇地尖叫人们却无动于衷,而你就等着享用饭菜,你也知道你的愤怒最好是向让这一切发生的懦弱父母发泄,但是,你却没有考虑过他们,而是在你的耳朵里面尖叫——有时你只想打这个小孩一拳。这将毁掉你的生活,并会如此糟糕,即使你花费99%的时间去扮演《欢乐满人间》的角色,向圆脸庞的婴儿撒出蒲公英,吹着金曲,你还是想着拳击小孩。只需要向脸上来上一记上勾拳,他们就会安静一会儿,你就可以平静地吃完饭。我们都挺坏的。
3. “Does this person make more money than me?”
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