发身体情况的细节,还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错:“今天感觉病怏怏的:(”
Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.
分析:这人也被无聊逼的,和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格,你这个蠢货。
4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they’ve been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.”
情绪激动的怒骂,看似不针对某人,其实大家都知道他俩完了:“永远别相信一个说6点钟来接你,结果让你苦等了1个小时的家伙。有些人永远没办法像成熟的人一样谈恋爱,也许他们活该被甩。”
Analysis: Well, they can’t really give the person’s name or address them directly. That would be too honest.
分析:咳,这人就是不指名道姓,也不该当着对方的面直接说。
5. Pictures of feet.
拍脚的照片
Analysis: I have no idea why people do this. It’s weird.
分析:我不知道为什么有人要这么做。太奇怪了。
6. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.
一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜
Analysis: "I’m eating. You have to see what I’m eating!" Well, maybe it looked better at the restaurant.
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