我敢肯定,股票经纪人、律师很快就能想起一大票爱问鬼客户,更不用说那些管理顾问、咨询师、教师、父母等等——他们全都遭遇过爱问鬼。
No.3 Masturdating
自我约会
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
独自外出。例如:一个人看电影,吃饭等。(类似一个人的约会)
E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.
哥们,我就没发现哪个国家还有跟我一样的老男人。我沉溺于长期自我安慰的约会中不能自拔了。
No.4 Bedgasm
在床上极其享受的感觉
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
当结束了一天18个小时的工作、一段长途旅行或数小时极为疲惫的体力活动后,爬到床上后所产生的那种彻底难以抑制的幸福愉快感。
E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
大半夜的连开三个小时的车,我实在是很难保持清醒。当我到家后,我爬到床上钻进被窝,彻底享受了10分钟的身体放松愉快感。
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