That night, you dead lift your body weight. You sneak a photo of yourself in the mirror and email it to yourself with the subject heading “You Are A Warrior”. The next day you are disgusted with yourself and delete it.
那天晚上,你硬是拉了自己身体一样重量的磅数。你把自己的照片偷偷放进了镜子里,并把它以邮件形式发到自己的邮箱,主题上写着“你是个战士”。第二天你觉得自己很恶心,就把它删了。
You make puddle after puddle after puddle and eat single chicken breasts and work and sleep and the weather gets warm and then gets cold and you know all of Taylor Swift’s songs by heart and the only things that exist in the entire universe are you and The Gym and then something different happens: a night comes where you are not the last person in the gym.
你不断地流汗,流汗,流汗,吃一片鸡胸肉,工作,睡觉,春去秋来,你熟知了所有Taylor Swift的歌曲,整个世界只剩下你和健身房,然后不一样的事情发生了:有一天晚上你不是最后离开健身房的人了。
It is you and the girl who does the weird leg exercises. You end up walking out at the same time.
那个做着奇怪的腿部动作的女孩,最终和你一起走出了健身房。
Her name is Melissa and she works in the building next to you. She’s worked there for two years. She asks you out to dinner on Friday, promising it’ll be healthy. The leg exercises are Pivoting Curtsy Lunges.
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