Not everyone is suited for a life of crime. Some of us avoid it because we realize that it would be wrong to engage in illegal activities. Others prefer not to risk the consequences of getting caught. And then there is another special group—people who attempt a life of crime but really shouldn’t because they are just plain bad at it.

并非所有人都适合走上犯罪的道路。有些人没有误入歧途是因为他们意识到涉及违法活动是不对的；还有些人是为了避免冒险以免陷入牢狱之灾。另外还有特殊的一群人——他们试图走上犯罪生涯，然而没有成功，因为他们从事犯罪活动的技术实在不够好。

5.Deaf Robber Can’t Hear Alarm

失聪盗贼听不到警报

In August 1995, Klaus Schmidt tried to rob a bank in Berlin by walking in with a pistol and demanding money. At one point, one of the bank employees asked the robber if he needed a bag, and he replied, “You’re damn right it’s a real gun!” This made them realize that Schmidt was deaf. Taking advantage, one employee set off the alarm. Schmidt remained oblivious.

1995年8月，Klaus Schmidt携带手枪走进柏林一家银行企图抢劫。其间一名银行职员问劫匪是否需要一个袋子，后者回答道，“你说对了，这是把真枪！”职员们由此意识到Schmidt是个聋子。一名职员趁机按响了警报，Schmidt却毫不知情。

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