3. Cramming a full semester into one week
用一星期突击一学期的内容
It's final exam week and you have a whole bunch of tests to study for, not to mention the barrage of term papers that you need to write.
期末考试周到了,你要准备一大堆考试,还有各种学期论文等着写。
After several sleepless nights, you finally manage to get it all finished. Who knew you had it in you to write several 20-page papers and review several 1000-page books in the span of a few days?
经历了几个不眠之夜后,你终于把一切都搞定了。鬼知道你怎么能在几天时间里写完若干篇20页的论文,并且看完了若干本1000页厚的书。
4. Making up excuses
找借口
You can't be bothered to go to class, but how can you skip and not get in trouble? There's only one thing for it, you'll have to come up with an excuse. You try your best to make it realistic and just hope the professor believes you.
你不想去上课,但怎么才能安全逃课呢?答案只有一个,你要编好借口。你用尽浑身解数让这个借口看起来是真的,并祈祷教授相信你。
Other times, you squint at the board and pretend you've forgotten your glasses. The professor won't call on you if you can't read any of the questions!
其他时候,你眯着眼睛假装忘戴眼镜。如果你看不清题目,教授是不会提问你的!
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