“我前任曾送过的最糟糕的情人节礼物就是什么也不送。正常来说,本来是没关系的,但是在情人节前一周,我的前女友告诉我,她和她之前的每个男友都会在情人节交换礼物,我们也必须这么做。于是我给她准备了一个礼物,但是她却没给我准备,然后说‘我忘了’。”——马特·S
5. “A Bible and a lecture about how I had been dressing ‘inappropriately’ by wearing anything relatively form-fitting.” ― Diana B.
“他送给我一本《圣经》,还给我上了一课,说我一直以来都穿着“不当”,只要衣服合身就随便乱穿。”——戴安娜·B
6. “My ex had promised I would love my gift. ‘It’s something we can do together,’ he said. I knew it had to be a trip. That night he presented me with an envelope over a romantic dinner. I opened it expecting to see two plane tickets fall out. What fell out was a receipt for a one-year paid membership to a gym. There’s only one thing to say when you get a gift like that on Valentine’s Day: Bye.” ― Amy K.
“我的前任许诺我会喜欢这个情人节礼物。他说,‘这将是我们可以一起做的事情。’我以为这一定是一场旅行。那天晚上他在浪漫晚餐上给了我一个信封。我打开时还以为会看到两张机票。结果掉出来的是健身馆一年会员的收据。在情人节收到这种礼物只有一句话可说:拜拜。”——艾米·K
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