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熊孩子在考卷上的机智回答[1]

一个学生在填写自我评价表时被问到“我觉得我在……方面能够改进”，他俏皮地填上了“评写”A student who was asked 'A basketball is inflated in a building and then taken outside. The football appears to shrink slightly once it is outside. What can be said about the temperature outside?', to which he answered: 'It can change basketballs into footballs!'.

一个学生被问到“将一个充满气的篮球拿到室外，足球看上去立马变小了一点。这说明室外的温度如何呢？”学生回答：“说明室外的温度可以让篮球变足球！”

One child, who clearly had no clue what the answer to his test question was, sketched a picture of himself leaping over a hurdle with a speech bubble filled with the words: 'I run so hard in hope that you give Sam an A'.

有个孩子完全不知道该怎么回答，他在试卷上画了正在跨栏的自己，还有个对话框，里面写着：“我跑得这么卖力，就希望您能给山姆打个A。”

One clever student, who failed miserably in filling out a multiple choice paper, used the answer sheet to spell out the words: 'screw this'.

|还有个聪明的学生，单选题一道不会，干脆在答题纸上拼出“见鬼去”。

Remarks from frustrated teachers also appear on some of the papers, with comments ranging from 'I am extremely tempted to give you full credit for this', to an exasperated '???'.