母亲：因为他收垃圾呀!

小女孩：怎么叫他垃圾工呢。他清除垃圾，让环境变整洁了。他应该被叫作“清洁工呀，我们这些丢垃圾的人才应该被叫“垃圾工呢!

获得1.2k好评的回答：@Leslie Jeffries

I had a friend's daughter over to our house to play one day, she was about 4 or 5. She had lived in apartments her whole life and we had a fire going in our fireplace. She looked at me and said "Why are you cooking wood?"

我有个朋友的孩子被送来我们家玩儿一天，她大约四五岁。她一直都住在她们家公寓里。我们在我们的壁炉里烧火。他看看我然后说：“为什么你们在煮木头?

获得8k好评的回答：@Tania Amarlapudi

Story of a 6-year-old kid.

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

一个六岁孩子的故事

老师问：“你父亲几岁啦?

孩子回答：“他6岁了。

老师:“什么?怎么可能?

孩子：“我出生的时候他才开始做爸爸的。

获得9.3k好评的回答：@Ed Benevides

My daughter was about 3. We were studying birds and I explained that birds lay eggs. Emma said, "Not all birds lay eggs." I thought about that for a minute then I asked her, "Which birds don't lay eggs?" and she said, "The boy birds don't.

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