看手相弱爆了：会摸臀算命的秘鲁女士_时事

看手相弱爆了：会摸臀算命的秘鲁女士

The Colombia-born psychic says she’s one of the world’s few experts in rumpology, a pseudo-scientific discipline that devines people’s futures and analyzes their personalities by studying the features of their buttocks, and feeling out the general shape of their ass.

这位出生于哥伦比亚的巫师表示，她是世上少有的臀相学专家。臀相学其实是一门伪科学，通过研究人们臀部的特点以及感知臀部形状，以预测未来并分析他们的性格特点。

“Some people think it’s a joke, but I don’t really care, Arango says in a distinct Colombian accent. “I predicted that Shakira was going to have babies with a soccer player…just by looking at a picture of her butt.

“有人认为这是闹着玩的，但我并不介意他们的看法，阿兰戈说话带有浓厚的哥伦比亚口音。“我曾预测夏奇拉(Shakira)将和一名足球运动员生小孩，这仅仅通过看她屁股的照片就可以推测出来了。

Rumpology has been most widely promoted in the states by Sylvester Stallone’s mother Jacqueline Stallone, a self-styled astrologist and psychic who claims that the ancient Egyptians and Greeks made imprints of their butts on papyrus, and used that to predict the future. There’s no archaeological evidence to support the claim that ancient civilizations read each other’s butts, but it’s fun to imagine.