眼瞅着要过年,除了钱包变瘪,还有一件更让人担心的事—答七大姑八大姨问:有对象了没?啥时候结婚?升职加薪了吗?啥时候要娃?总有一款适合你!小伙伴们你们准备好对付身边那些咄咄逼人的“霸道亲戚”了吗?
那些年让人憋到内伤的亲戚问题:
上联:考了几分什么工作能赚多少钱?
下联:谈恋爱没买房了吧准备结婚吗?
横批:可不小了。
【催婚篇】
Those of marriageable age who return home for the Chinese New Year reunion tend to hear the giant sucking sound of the institution of marriage, reminding them that to be single is shameful.
适婚年龄的人们回家过春节,总要听到催婚的各种唠叨,让他们觉得单身很没面子。
Young men are not immune from overbearing relatives, and many have resorted to paying young women to pretend they are their girlfriends just to get these meddlers off their backs.
年轻男性也躲不开这些“霸道亲戚”,甚至很多人花钱租个“女朋友”,堵住这些亲戚的嘴巴。
******************“霸道亲戚”经常这样催婚,提前温习********************
Isn't it time to consider settling down with someone?
男/女朋友也该考虑定下来啦!
I know someone who knows someone in your city who can fix you up with someone of your choice.
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