揭穿:大家想做却不说的7件事_BEC初级作文

揭穿:大家想做却不说的7件事

无论是站在你一掉下去就会被拍扁的地铁站台还是建筑屋顶，总是有那种可怕的时刻，想着”如果我现在跳下，结束这一切会怎么样？“你并不悲观，也不想死，你也不是那种因肾上腺激素上升而行动的人，以及——只是因为你想那样。即使是脾气最好的人，也会有一两下这种冲动，当我们俯视一个很长的楼梯井的栏杆时，会想”也许我可以折断腿上所有的骨头，完成它“。这是人类的天性，而这并不减少紧张。因为你会做什么呢？你不会对你的朋友这样说，”不要管我，我只思索一会儿我的死亡。我可能跳，也可能不跳。如果我万一跳了，你就拿我的XBOX。”我说，你会，但是我会劝阻你。

5. “People who say ‘I don’t need to drink to have fun’ shouldn’t get invited places.”

5、“说‘我不需要从酒中寻找乐趣’的人不会被邀请。”

I’m sure they are capable of being nice people, but I am not trying to get my buzz ruined by some Polly Party Pooper who just wants to look at me condescendingly while I sip my Mad Dog like a lady and talk about how she’s high on life and doesn’t need to intoxicate herself to see all the ~beauty and joy of being a citizen of this earth~ or whatever New Age smugness she has been smoking these days. We all know that it’s the worst, and yet no one works up the courage when told “I don’t need to drink to have fun” to rip the cork out of a bottle of wine with their teeth and be like “WELL I DO GLUG GLUG GLUG.” Someone should really take one for the team and do it.