No one is going to check to see if you once decked the editor of Details with a single punch. Nor is anyone likely to check if you say that you once worked as an intern for Mike Huckabee or grew up in the same neighborhood as Trent Reznor.

没人会去核实你是否曾将Details杂志的主编一拳打倒在地。也没有人会去核实你是否曾给迈克・赫克比(Mike Huckabee)做实习生，或是小时候与特伦特・雷泽诺(Trent Reznor)住在同一个社区。

But you can't lie about your height. Height is scientifically verifiable. Those of us who are authentically, certifiably 6-feet tall will call you out on it. We are not letting you into our club. It's nothing personal. It's just the way things are.

但你不能在身高问题上说谎。身高是可以用科学的方法验证的。我们这些身高确确实实、且有凭有据为六英尺的人会揭穿你们。我们不会让你们进入我们的俱乐部。这丝毫不带个人感情成分。事情本来就是这样。

A while back, during a medical exam, the physician assistant told me that I was 6-foot-1. This was impossible. It would mean that I had grown an inch since my 50th birthday. Things like that do not happen on this planet.

前不久，在一次体检中，医生助手对我说，我身高六英尺一英寸。这是不可能的。这将意味着我50岁生日之后又长了一英寸。天底下绝不会发生这样的事。

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